Post 10 Random Facts About Yourself

[Catholic_Lady]

... Preferably things we don't already know, like "I'm atheist" lol. 

Anyway, here's mine:

1. I hate wearing pants. Shorts and skirts are the way to go!

2. I am terrified of haunted houses, but looove the thrill of going in them anyway. Adrenaline, baby! 

3. I can't stand cold weather and snow, and will get seasonal depression if I live anywhere north of the Carolina's. And that's pushing it.   

4. You would't know it by looking at me, but I'm pretty sure eating is my #1 favorite hobby in the world.

5. ...But I never drink anything other than water. Nope! This girl is NOT drinking her calories.

6. Pet peeve - people who take themselves too seriously. If I can't be stupid with you, I can't talk to you. Sorry. 

7. I am madly in love with my husband, the most amazing and pure hearted man in the world.      

8. I'm one of those pathetic people who cries in movies when the dog dies.

9. Taking showers is for the birds. (but I do take showers, and they are the most tedious part of my day)

10. "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!" - If you don't know where that came from, you have not lived. 

Looking forward to reading all of yours, so yall better post, biotches! 

[Napoléon]

Okay:

1. I was the 13th man on the Moon.
2. I am a grandmaster at chess.
3. I invented the Hutzler 571 Banana slicer.
4. I was voted FHM's sexiest man for the last 3 years in a row.
5. I can lick my elbow.
6. I am actually Banksy.
7. I can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.
8. I have a very large penis.
9. I exaggerate quite a lot.
10. I am not actually an atheist, I've been trolling you all this whole time.

[Catholic_Lady]

Okay:

1. I was the 13th man on the Moon.
2. I am a grandmaster at chess.
3. I invented the Hutzler 571 Banana slicer.
4. I was voted FHM's sexiest man for the last 3 years in a row.
5. I can lick my elbow.
6. I am actually Banksy.
7. I can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.
8. I have a very large penis.
9. I exaggerate quite a lot.
10. I am not actually an atheist, I've been trolling you all this whole time.

Wow, can I have your autograph? Lol.

[Clueless Morgan]

7. I am madly in love with my husband, the most amazing and pure hearted man in the world.

      

Disqualified: I'm pretty sure every single one of us knew this already.

10. "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!" - If you don't know where that came from, you have not lived. 

[MTL]

" 1. I hate wearing pants. Shorts and skirts are the way to go!"

I was like that too...before the invention of Yoga Pants.



" 2. I am terrified of haunted houses, but looove the thrill of going in them anyway. Adrenaline, baby!  "

Not in the least bit afraid of haunted houses.  But terrified of the BUGS in haunted houses.  Or any house.



" 3. I can't stand cold weather and snow, and will get seasonal depression if I live anywhere north of the Carolina's. And that's pushing it.   "

Well, ordinarily I'd welcome anyone to visit Montreal....but maybe it's not for you.



" 5. ...But I never drink anything other than water. Nope! This girl is NOT drinking her calories. "

  But...but...but...that means no wine!!!
  


" 8. I'm one of those pathetic people who cries in movies when the dog dies. "

NOT pathetic.  People who DON'T cry are pathetic.



" 9. Taking showers is for the birds. "

Actually, I'm pretty sure birds take baths.



" 10. "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!" - If you don't know where that came from, you have not lived.  "


I'll see you that, and raise you:


' You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means. '

or,

' That's no moon....it's a Space Station! '

or,

' Bueller.  Bueller.  Bueller.  Bueller. '

or,

' Gentlemen!  You can't fight in here!  This is the War Room! '

or,

' You're gonna need a bigger boat. '

[vorlon13]

I have seen a total eclipse of the sun

I was shocked by touching something metal during a thunderstorm

I was shot at once

As an adult, I have never been to a rock concert

I am a co-discoverer of an astronomical object

I have never been handcuffed by a police officer

I have never had a speeding ticket

I am allergic to hashish

I was on the last or second to last plane to leave O'Hare Airport the day flight 191 crashed, and I saw the doomed DC-10 push back and get in the takeoff cue behind the plane I was on

I have driven over Roebling's suspension bridge in Wheeling, West Virginia



Bonus random fact:

One of my Uncles was Ted Bundy's boss

[MTL]

Okay:

1. I was the 13th man on the Moon.
2. I am a grandmaster at chess.
3. I invented the Hutzler 571 Banana slicer.
4. I was voted FHM's sexiest man for the last 3 years in a row.
5. I can lick my elbow.
6. I am actually Banksy.
7. I can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.
8. I have a very large penis.
9. I exaggerate quite a lot.
10. I am not actually an atheist, I've been trolling you all this whole time.

11.  and you don't always drink beer. But when you do, you prefer Dos Equis.

[Catholic_Lady]

" 1. I hate wearing pants. Shorts and skirts are the way to go!"

I was like that too...before the invention of Yoga Pants.



" 2. I am terrified of haunted houses, but looove the thrill of going in them anyway. Adrenaline, baby!  "

Not in the least bit afraid of haunted houses.  But terrified of the BUGS in haunted houses.  Or any house.



" 3. I can't stand cold weather and snow, and will get seasonal depression if I live anywhere north of the Carolina's. And that's pushing it.   "

Well, ordinarily I'd welcome anyone to visit Montreal....but maybe it's not for you.



" 5. ...But I never drink anything other than water. Nope! This girl is NOT drinking her calories. "

  But...but...but...that means no wine!!!
  


" 8. I'm one of those pathetic people who cries in movies when the dog dies. "

NOT pathetic.  People who DON'T cry are pathetic.



" 9. Taking showers is for the birds. "

Actually, I'm pretty sure birds take baths.



" 10. "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!" - If you don't know where that came from, you have not lived.  "


I'll see you that, and raise you:


' You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means. '

or,

' That's no moon....it's a Space Station! '

or,

' Bueller.  Bueller.  Bueller.  Bueller. '

or,

' Gentlemen!  You can't fight in here!  This is the War Room! '

or,

' You're gonna need a bigger boat. '

All I know is Bueller lol. "You're gonna need a bigger boat" may or may not sound familiar lol.

[Catholic_Lady]

I have seen a total eclipse of the sun

I was shocked by touching something metal during a thunderstorm

I was shot at once

As an adult, I have never been to a rock concert

I am a co-discoverer of an astronomical object

I have never been handcuffed by a police officer

I have never had a speeding ticket

I am allergic to hashish

I was on the last or second to last plane to leave O'Hare Airport the day flight 191 crashed, and I saw the doomed DC-10 push back and get in the takeoff cue behind the plane I was on

I have driven over Roebling's suspension bridge in Wheeling, West Virginia



Bonus random fact:

One of my Uncles was Ted Bundy's boss

Holy crap, a couple of these are very interesting. Mine are all super lame haha. My life is so boring...

[BrokenQuill92]

1. I don't look like either of my parents. Apparently I look very similar to a great aunt on moms side that died young.

2. I'm scared of birds.

3. I adore seafood

4. I've always wanted a Foxy Brown Afro

5. I don't like wearing pants. Dresses are my friends.
6. I change my hairstyle every two months.

7. My favorite color is cobalt blue

8. I read at least 3 books in a week

9. My hair was carrot top red as a child. I have no idea how it managed to turn black.

10. The song "Its a Small World After All" gives me the willies. I can't stand to hear it played.