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Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
#31
RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
I guess I got it backwards. Tongue. The bible says there will be fire in the end times! The bible predicted how the world is going to end!
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#32
RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
I had a really solid bm today. So I'm Rapture Ready.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#33
RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
Is THIS not a sign of the End of Days?!?

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#34
RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
Buggs Bunny just dropped by to telll me that Jesus isn't in a raptury mood. Might postpone it for another millennium.
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#35
RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
Still nothing has happened why do people believe such horse shit.. Also the rapture got extended to the 23rd. So yeah i guess that about it. 
Stay tuned for 9/16/2015 update
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#36
RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
I just watched the World's End. It's not bad, but not quite as good as Hot Fuzz.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#37
RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
(September 15, 2015 at 4:08 pm)abaris Wrote: Buggs Bunny just dropped by to telll me that Jesus isn't in a raptury mood. Might postpone it for another millennium.

Probably should have turned left at Albuquerque.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#38
RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
(September 15, 2015 at 5:53 pm)dyresand Wrote: Still nothing has happened why do people believe such horse shit.. Also the rapture got extended to the 23rd. So yeah i guess that about it. 
Stay tuned for 9/16/2015 update

But, but, the Jubilee! The 4th Blood Moon! The trouble in the Middle East! Obama! Pope Francis! The Gays! The Atheitits menance!

Like starting a lawn mower sitting idle all winter - so close, yet so far.
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#39
RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
(September 15, 2015 at 6:17 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(September 15, 2015 at 5:53 pm)dyresand Wrote: Still nothing has happened why do people believe such horse shit.. Also the rapture got extended to the 23rd. So yeah i guess that about it. 
Stay tuned for 9/16/2015 update

But, but, the Jubilee! The 4th Blood Moon! The trouble in the Middle East! Obama! Pope Francis! The Gays! The Atheitits menance!

Like starting a lawn mower sitting idle all winter - so close, yet so far.

1. We can still have a Jubilee
2. There is a scientific explination for that morons back into those days didn't know shit about science
3. There is always trouble in the middle east because extremism and religion is doing more harm than good. 
4. It says a lot when a black guy is a democrat doing a republican job better than a republican can ( ¬_¬) says a whole bunch it's like a subtle fuck you to the GOP in whole
4. The pope like the guy before him is a cunt a crazy cunt but this crazy cunt believes in satan. 
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#40
RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
(September 15, 2015 at 6:01 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I just watched the World's End. It's not bad, but not quite as good as Hot Fuzz.

Worlds end was meh Hot Fuzz is amazing.
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