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What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 20, 2015 at 2:36 pm
Do this
Don't do that.
Rules are supposed to make society run more smoothly. But sometimes they're just there because somebody wants to control us. Sometimes they're there for no fucking reason you can think of.
When you just want to doff the straightjacket, what are you likely to do?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 20, 2015 at 3:02 pm
I'm a fucking wild man, I am. Sometimes at the local library, I'll put books back on completely different shelves. But I don't do this randomly, no indeed. For instance, I'll put Bullfinch's 'Mythology' in the Zoology section. Told yer - wild man.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 20, 2015 at 3:06 pm
(This post was last modified: September 20, 2015 at 3:09 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I like to blow shit up. Nothing can't be made -more fun- by judicious application of explosives. Case in point, my friends since the cradle dropped by and we were up till 3 in the am drilling holes in trees and filling them with black powder and lead plugs. Now I don;t have trees looming over my stuff, and I have more firewood for the pile next year - plus fun.
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RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 20, 2015 at 3:10 pm
Sometimes I jaywalk....I'm a dirty criminal ._.
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RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 20, 2015 at 3:49 pm
Announce that I have to take a dump when I have to take a dump. There's no reason why pooping should be taboo.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 20, 2015 at 4:10 pm
Fart in elevators. Preferably the small ones.
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RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 20, 2015 at 4:12 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 3:49 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Announce that I have to take a dump when I have to take a dump. There's no reason why pooping should be taboo.
My neighbor who was with me during my surgery told me that's what I did as soon as I woke (I was still half asleep and only remember it as a dream) I told them I had to do a number 2. But when they put the bed pan under me, I decided I couldn't do it in front of people. I can't because I remember when I was little my mother would take me to see her mother and her siblings were still teenagers. If somebody saw me doing that they would holler and the whole house would come and watch like they were waiting for Haley's comet. Now it is physically impossible—not in front of my mother, not even in front of my husband (now ex).
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 20, 2015 at 4:13 pm
Compared to that Boru freak I'm pretty tame. Teasing, sarcasm, inappropriate public behavior to embarrass the people I'm with, mild practical jokes.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 20, 2015 at 4:15 pm
I speed on back roads. Crazy, huh?
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RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 20, 2015 at 4:17 pm
I sometimes go up to really hot girls and ask them if they're my blind date.
When they inevitably say "no", I respond with "oh thank fuck" and walk off.
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