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Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
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RE: Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
September 26, 2015 at 9:32 pm
God is healing a stomach tumor of someone here, and they don't even know they have it yet !!

PRAISE Jesus !!
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RE: Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
September 26, 2015 at 9:34 pm
(September 26, 2015 at 9:29 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(September 26, 2015 at 9:25 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: HOW DID YOU KNOW!? OMG haha

I always find psychics funny, because they could be something more lucrative than telling people's fortunes. They could be at the racetrack, betting sports, or playing a ticket at the nearest gas station to get a lottery ticket. Then they say that it doesn't work that way. They sound just like the theists on here trying to explain how they talk to god. Every logical question that comes their way, is always redirected to something else. Yes, you talk to god, but you can't test it. Yes, you're psychic, but we can't test it either. It doesn't work that way..  Yeah, Okaaayy.. surrreeee.

How did I know you were going to say that then?

OOOOHHHHH SHIITTTT!!! Bow Down

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RE: Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
September 26, 2015 at 9:38 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2015 at 9:56 pm by Athene.)
(September 26, 2015 at 9:20 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Um.........How long ago did I stop beating my wife? (oh shit, there is no good answer for that)

Er...........What do I have inside me right now? (damn, to many correct answers possible)

Ah..........How much money do I have to give you? (think I got her now)
Um...Nice try, but my gift is real. I know that your wife does all of the beating.

Er....Now that you know I'm legit, do you want me to answer that? Suffice it to say, it's probably the reason she keeps beating you.

Ah...Not a cent. I'm not taking money from some poor guy who gets beat by his wife!
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RE: Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
September 26, 2015 at 9:47 pm
(September 26, 2015 at 9:34 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote:
(September 26, 2015 at 9:29 pm)Thena323 Wrote: How did I know you were going to say that then?

OOOOHHHHH SHIITTTT!!!  Bow Down

What's my future look like?
You're going to lose something, but you'll find it. Just make sure the cops don't find it as well.

I also see a woman in your future.  You don't know her, yet. But you will at some point.
You will desire her...maybe.
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RE: Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
September 26, 2015 at 9:54 pm
(September 26, 2015 at 9:32 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: God is healing a stomach tumor of someone here, and they don't even know they have it yet !!

PRAISE Jesus !!
Whoo-hoo! We've got a live one here. Psychic and filled with that Holy Ghost fire!
Hallelujah!
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RE: Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
September 26, 2015 at 10:28 pm
If you are psychic, can you throw me some winning lottery numbers?
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RE: Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
September 26, 2015 at 10:37 pm
(September 26, 2015 at 10:28 pm)Mermaid Wrote: If you are psychic, can you throw me some winning lottery numbers?

If I can do it, does that make me psychic?

Look at all of these winning lottery numbers!
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RE: Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
September 26, 2015 at 11:27 pm
Thena, I'm a retrospective psychic with a 100% track record! When my footy team loses, I say "I bloody knew they'd lose", but when they win, I had a feeling they would!
I know, it sounds unbelievable to me too. It's a gift, what can I say!
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RE: Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
September 27, 2015 at 12:01 am
(September 26, 2015 at 9:47 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(September 26, 2015 at 9:34 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: OOOOHHHHH SHIITTTT!!!  Bow Down

What's my future look like?
You're going to lose something, but you'll find it. Just make sure the cops don't find it as well.

I also see a woman in your future.  You don't know her, yet. But you will at some point.
You will desire her...maybe.

Thank you. You are a true prophetess. I am forever in debt to you.

How may I be of service?
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RE: Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.
September 27, 2015 at 12:40 am
What stock should I buy Monday morning?
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