Truly Psychic...Not Ashamed.

[Athene]

So, yeah. I'm psychic. 
I've always known this...even as a small child I've had this "awareness". 
For some reason, I've been given the spiritual gifts of deduction and generalization. It can also be a curse at times, because ordinary people can never fully understand the burden of getting it right, sometimes. 

I know you guys are a skeptical bunch, but if you have thoughts or questions, please feel free to ask...I or one of the other gifted psychics on this forum (yes, I do sense that there are others) will do our best to provide insight and amazingly accurate guesses, periodically.

That being said.....I'm getting a strong sense that someone here is going through a change of some kind.
It's overwhelming...very powerful.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

So, yeah. I'm psychic. 
I've always known this...even as a small child I've had this "awareness". 
For some reason, I've been given the spiritual gifts of deduction and generalization. It can also be a curse at times, because ordinary people can never fully understand the burden of getting it right, sometimes. 

I know you guys are a skeptical bunch, but if you have thoughts or questions, please feel free to ask...I or one of the other gifted psychics on this forum (yes, I do sense that there are others) will do our best to provide insight and amazingly accurate guesses, periodically.

That being said.....I'm getting a strong sense that someone here is going through a change of some kind.
It's overwhelming...very powerful.

Someone is going through a change of some kind...uncanny. Do you also sense that there is an important person in my life whose name begins with B or possibly M?

Simply test for a psychic. I have - with you in mind - arranged four common object here on my desk. Describe them.

Sorry, luv. You seem a nice enough person, but if you think you're psychic, you're fooling yourself.

Boru

[Jenny A]

I'm psychic too.  I make the following prediction:

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It may take some people a while to notice just exactly where this thread is posted

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[brewer]

Um.........How long ago did I stop beating my wife? (oh shit, there is no good answer for that)

Er...........What do I have inside me right now? (damn, to many correct answers possible)

Ah..........How much money do I have to give you? (think I got her now)

[Homeless Nutter]

So, yeah. I'm psychic. [...]

I'm often told I'm "psychic" as well... No, wait - "psychotic".

[Salacious B. Crumb]

.....I'm getting a strong sense that someone here is going through a change of some kind.

HOW DID YOU KNOW!? OMG haha

I always find psychics funny, because they could be something more lucrative than telling people's fortunes. They could be at the racetrack, betting sports, or playing a ticket at the nearest gas station to get a lottery ticket. Then they say that it doesn't work that way. They sound just like the theists on here trying to explain how they talk to god. Every logical question that comes their way, is always redirected to something else. Yes, you talk to god, but you can't test it. Yes, you're psychic, but we can't test it either. It doesn't work that way.. Yeah, Okaaayy.. surrreeee.

[Athene]

Someone is going through a change of some kind...uncanny.  Do you also sense that there is an important person in my life whose name begins with B or possibly M?

Simply test for a psychic.  I have - with you in mind - arranged four common object here on my desk.  Describe them.

Sorry, luv.  You seem a nice enough person, but if you think you're psychic, you're fooling yourself.

Boru

Yes, there is an important person in your life. Their name starts with the one of the letters B through M.

The items arranged on your desk are....wait a minute. I'm sensing negativity from you. It's blocking my gift to some degree. The items vary in size....and purpose. Is one of them in a wrapper? Or been near something that was once in a wrapper?

I'm also getting a strong sense that you skimmed the OP, and didn't notice it's in the Humor forum. Am I right?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I'm psychic too.  I make the following prediction:

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It may take some people a while to notice just exactly where this thread is posted

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Sod psychics. I need a psychiatrist to help me with my Sarcasm Impairment Syndrome.

Boru

[Athene]

.....I'm getting a strong sense that someone here is going through a change of some kind.

HOW DID YOU KNOW!? OMG haha

I always find psychics funny, because they could be something more lucrative than telling people's fortunes. They could be at the racetrack, betting sports, or playing a ticket at the nearest gas station to get a lottery ticket. Then they say that it doesn't work that way. They sound just like the theists on here trying to explain how they talk to god. Every logical question that comes their way, is always redirected to something else. Yes, you talk to god, but you can't test it. Yes, you're psychic, but we can't test it either. It doesn't work that way..  Yeah, Okaaayy.. surrreeee.

How did I know you were going to say that then?

[Athene]

I'm psychic too.  I make the following prediction:

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It may take some people a while to notice just exactly where this thread is posted

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Oh yeah. You're psychic, alright.
And very gifted one, I might add. Feel free to wow and amaze at will!