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RE: Cannibalism
May 15, 2010 at 6:31 am
I've always been against eating something you can have an intelligent conversation with.

So that makes fundies open season.
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RE: Cannibalism
May 15, 2010 at 6:40 am (This post was last modified: May 15, 2010 at 6:42 am by KichigaiNeko.)
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(May 15, 2010 at 6:31 am)Zen Badger Wrote: I've always been against eating something you can have an intelligent conversation with.

So that makes fundies open season.

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*What's wrong with Bayleaves??? If you want that 'pepperry taste'
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RE: Cannibalism
May 15, 2010 at 12:41 pm
(May 15, 2010 at 6:40 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: *What's wrong with Bayleaves???

Well, bayleaves are not my seasoning of choice. However, they are really the only thing when one is making a chowder. You just have to remember to remove them from the base.
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RE: Cannibalism
May 15, 2010 at 11:35 pm
(May 15, 2010 at 12:41 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(May 15, 2010 at 6:40 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: *What's wrong with Bayleaves???

Well, bayleaves are not my seasoning of choice. However, they are really the only thing when one is making a chowder. You just have to remember to remove them from the base.

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Can see your point Shell B.... Worship (large)

They taste terrible by then, and get caught in your teeth. But they DO flavour the brew (at a loss for the general term for (Chowder/ Stew/ Soup/ Pasta dish/ etc) beautifully.
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RE: Cannibalism
May 17, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Holy Shit, I just read every bit of this topic..

And after the back and forth Martha Stewart Cooking Tips on Humans, to read Darwinian's reply on what he actually detested about the post (Bay Leaves)..I just about spit out my 25 year old Female tender loan I had just prepared.....

For Fuck sake, now I have to go out and buy another.....Tongue
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RE: Cannibalism
May 18, 2010 at 8:56 am (This post was last modified: May 18, 2010 at 8:59 am by Dotard.)
I'd venture to say there are a couple folks here that would prefer their human eating raw and would consider these two dudes lucky;

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RE: Cannibalism
May 18, 2010 at 9:31 am
Dotard Wrote:Silly homo, dicks are for chicks
I actually find that they are very difficult to eat... far too stringy.
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RE: Cannibalism
May 18, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Good grief. You're not supposed to eat the penis! There's no spiritual enlightenment in that, it merely increases your sex drive. This might sound like a benefit, but if you eat too many you'll surely be cursed with a perpetual stiffy, (very irritable), or a perpetually dripping vagina. (Lots of ruined panties).

Stick with organs. They're the most scrumpous and enlightening objects to feast upon.
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RE: Cannibalism
May 18, 2010 at 3:17 pm
(May 18, 2010 at 9:31 am)Saerules Wrote: I actually find that they are very difficult to eat... far too stringy.
Stringy?!
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RE: Cannibalism
May 18, 2010 at 5:51 pm
(May 18, 2010 at 12:32 pm)John_S3V Wrote: Good grief. You're not supposed to eat the penis! There's no spiritual enlightenment in that, it merely increases your sex drive. This might sound like a benefit, but if you eat too many you'll surely be cursed with a perpetual stiffy, (very irritable), or a perpetually dripping vagina. (Lots of ruined panties).

Stick with organs. They're the most scrumpous and enlightening objects to feast upon.

Who wears panties now? Huh

Lucky me who doesn't generate her own vaginal fluids much?

Trust me when i tell you I do not eat them for enlightenment... I eat them because of their unique taste. I only find that this taste comes with them being annoyingly stringy.

Fr0d0 Wrote:Stringy?!

Stringy. Like a string.
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