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Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
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Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
God I missed Georgia so much! The food, first of all, is so much better here. And I never have to freeze at all. Big Grin
More importantly, the never ending source of hilarity. I passed a guy sitting in a lazyboy eating off a TV tray in the back of a pick up truck at the red light. Lol Big Grin

This morning I saw a sign that said "No Gay Eating Here". Ha!

What are some funny things you see where you live?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#2
RE: Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
A hen on the loose at the gas station.

I wonder where the fuel goes.....
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#3
RE: Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
Got a neighbor who drives his lawn mower to the liquor store. Is that funny?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
(October 14, 2015 at 1:39 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Got a neighbor who drives his lawn mower to the liquor store. Is that funny?

Yes lmao. Where do you live?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
A massive pigeon problem in Stevenage, so this kinda thing is a common sight Big Grin



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RE: Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
I live near Ferguson.
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RE: Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
(October 14, 2015 at 2:11 pm)Losty Wrote:
(October 14, 2015 at 1:39 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Got a neighbor who drives his lawn mower to the liquor store. Is that funny?

Yes lmao. Where do you live?
On the outskirts of Omaha NE. Store is only 7 blocks away. Just a little to far to drunk stumble.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
Old fucks driving golf carts on the streets.  It's amusing until you get stuck behind one of the assholes.

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RE: Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
(October 14, 2015 at 2:21 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: I live near Ferguson.

As in, St. Louis? I'll be in StL on the 17th.

Correction... I'll be there on the 21st. Doctor's appointment. 17th was my date last month, when I went in for initial checkup with the new office.

Guess I should have looked at my phone before I typed a date out of my head.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Bibles, guns, and freedom. Keep the change.
(October 14, 2015 at 8:04 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:
(October 14, 2015 at 2:21 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: I live near Ferguson.

As in, St. Louis? I'll be in StL on the 17th.

Correction... I'll be there on the 21st. Doctor's appointment. 17th was my date last month, when I went in for initial checkup with the new office.

Guess I should have looked at my phone before I typed a date out of my head.

Just be careful. With that hair your liable to be shot by a police officer by mistake.
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