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Kung Fu Panda 2 joke
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Kung Fu Panda 2 joke
Anyone seen this movie? There's a peacock that gets a prophesy of being defeated by a warrior of black and white (guess who that turns otu to be?). But I thought it would be funny if he got the prophesy, killed all the pandas, and got defeated by a zebra. I think that would fit as a Robot Chicken episode. And if you haven't seen Robot Chicken, you should.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Kung Fu Panda 2 joke
The joke was that his own yin/yang imbalance brought him down.
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I've only seen the first one once years ago and only bits of the 2nd one.

I don't remember much of either but naturally I remember JB being awesome.

JB is always awesome.
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Three is in the works.
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Loved them both.
Speaking of prophecies, in back to the future, they went to the 21 Oct, 2015!.

Boy, did they get that one wrong!
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(October 18, 2015 at 4:43 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Loved them both.
Speaking of prophecies, in back to the future, they went to the 21 Oct, 2015!.

Boy, did they get that one wrong!

That typically happens when people try to predict what will happen in the future. There was a joke made that captain Kirk would be amazed at what we could do with our phones.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Kung Fu Panda 2 joke
(October 18, 2015 at 4:41 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: Three is in the works.

Working title: 'Kung Fu Panda 3: This Time, It's All About The Merchandising'.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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