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TheOnion
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TheOnion
October 20, 2015 at 5:01 pm
Self-explanatory

http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/repor...agine-2130

Quote:Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine
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RE: TheOnion
October 20, 2015 at 5:28 pm
[Image: giphy.gif]

Yeah, I'd believe that.
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RE: TheOnion
October 20, 2015 at 5:55 pm
I call bullshit on this study. 
It doesn't appear that guys who have "watched a lot of Bruce Lee flicks" have been taken into account.
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RE: TheOnion
October 20, 2015 at 5:59 pm
I love the Onion.

My favourite article had to be about the ancient Sumerians standing by, confused, as God creates the Earth.
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RE: TheOnion
October 20, 2015 at 6:02 pm
The offensive skills might be a overestimated, but the defensive capabilities of men, especially the married variant, is often way underestimated.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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RE: TheOnion
October 20, 2015 at 6:15 pm
(October 20, 2015 at 5:59 pm)Beccs Wrote: I love the Onion.

My favourite article had to be about the ancient Sumerians standing by, confused, as God creates the Earth.

Dig the new avatar. Same character, yes?
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RE: TheOnion
October 20, 2015 at 6:16 pm
No, First was a Judge.

This is a Valkyrie.

Both just happen to be blonde..
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RE: TheOnion
October 20, 2015 at 6:29 pm
(October 20, 2015 at 6:16 pm)Beccs Wrote: No,  First was a Judge.

This is a Valkyrie.

Both just happen to be blonde..
I see. The body armor looked kind of future-y at first glance.
Good choice... a Valkyrie could wreck a Judge in moments.
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