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Gnostic atheist Troll here!
#1
Gnostic atheist Troll here!
Guys, since we're having troll withdrawal symptoms, we can overdose here.

I am a gnostic atheist.
That means if I can't see it, smell it, touch it, piss on it, or fuck it, then it obviously doesn't exist, right?
Humans have great imaginations, but let's draw a solid line between what we can measure and observe, and what we can makeup, hypothesize, guesstimate and claim.

We're here because "chemicals", and our DNA tells us to expand the population.
If you'be finished copulating, mother nature has no use for you. Stop wasting our precious oxygen!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#2
RE: Gnostic atheist Troll here!
(October 21, 2015 at 7:05 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, since we're having troll withdrawal symptoms, we can overdose here.

I am a gnostic atheist.
That means if I can't see it, smell it, touch it, piss on it, or fuck it, then it obviously doesn't exist, right?
Humans have great imaginations, but let's draw a solid line between what we can measure and observe, and what we can makeup, hypothesize, guesstimate and claim.

We're here because "chemicals", and our DNA tells us to expand the population.
If you'be finished copulating, mother nature has no use for you. Stop wasting our precious oxygen!

Just in keeping with tradition when it comes to trolls, I've reported your post and profile and will soon be purging you...


Tongue
Dying to live, living to die.
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#3
RE: Gnostic atheist Troll here!
Please don't put me down. I can still contribute. Let me do the "Pink Flamingo's" thing. You'll have to give me time to find a syringe or turkey baster.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#4
RE: Gnostic atheist Troll here!
What computer simulation? What brains in a vat?
Slap yourselves across the face. Does it hurt? Well then you're real!
Keep slapping until you all wake up to ourselves. Sheesh!

Talk about ignoramuses!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#5
RE: Gnostic atheist Troll here!
I've seen this rant before. But last time it seemed more real. I must be having deja vu.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#6
RE: Gnostic atheist Troll here!
How can I take a troll seriously whose name has "ram us" in it. Kind of giving yourself away aren't you?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#7
RE: Gnostic atheist Troll here!
Men are capable of reproducing decades longer after the average woman.  So any old bloke cracking a fat while walking along the beach gets more "air' time by default? Oh, that's just lovely TROLL!
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#8
RE: Gnostic atheist Troll here!
(October 21, 2015 at 7:39 pm)Beccs Wrote: Just in keeping with tradition when it comes to trolls, I've reported your post and profile and will soon be purging you...


Tongue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vP8DjEB6Y
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#9
RE: Gnostic atheist Troll here!
Is he gone? I think he might be.
 
Great job mods!That was quick, fast and in a hurry.
Anyone else hungry?
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#10
RE: Gnostic atheist Troll here!
(October 21, 2015 at 7:58 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Men are capable of reproducing decades longer after the average woman.  So any old bloke cracking a fat while walking along the beach gets more "air' time by default? Oh, that's just lovely TROLL!

I agree! Remember, I'm an atheist too. What I say is the absolute truth.
If you want to feel fuzzy, join a stupid religion. You don't like it because some people cant handle the truth.

I didn't create nature! Don't shoot the messenger!
I have rights, so if I'm starting to feel victimised, you'll all get ripped to shreds by my lawyer.
He specialises in this bullshit. His name is RobValue. He'll be here shortly to read you the riot act.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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