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Attack of the Zygons
#11
RE: Attack of the Zygons
(November 6, 2015 at 11:14 pm)Quantum Wrote:
(November 6, 2015 at 10:14 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You use your sonic screwdriver to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.  Anyone knows that.

Boru

That's just technobabble. If there is one thing anyone knows is that you neutralize them by overloading the deflector shields by rerouting power from the warp core to modulate the subspace matrix with their resonant frequency.  It's like dipping their mixed pickles in coffee!

I stand by my assessment of the analysis of the problem.  Kindly observe my evidence of the peer review of this process:





Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#12
RE: Attack of the Zygons
How about some reverse psychology?

Go up to random people and say, "All right then, don't show me your true form."

It's bound to work eventually. I'll report back later on my hit rate. If you don't hear from me I probably got killed by one or arrested.
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#13
RE: Attack of the Zygons
(November 6, 2015 at 10:14 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You use your sonic screwdriver to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.  Anyone knows that.

Boru

No it all depends on the bithermication of the antithidlemo (except during a solar storm of course) using modulated fringegromets


Why do all the monsters seem to have 2 arms, 2 legs and a face that looks like a human in a rubber suit? have the writers no imagination?
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#14
RE: Attack of the Zygons
(November 6, 2015 at 9:36 pm)Kaiser Wrote: We call The Doctor, duh.

Or just pound them in the face with your glutes.  


I wonder where I got such a strange idea.
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#15
RE: Attack of the Zygons
(November 7, 2015 at 12:05 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Anyone tried infecting them with an STD ??


Why is probing them anally always your first suggestion?
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#16
RE: Attack of the Zygons
Wouldn't it be more convenient just to let zygones be zygones?
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#17
RE: Attack of the Zygons
Worship (large)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#18
RE: Attack of the Zygons
(November 7, 2015 at 8:44 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: Wouldn't it be more convenient just to let zygones be zygones?

Oh, NICE one!! Big Grin

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#19
RE: Attack of the Zygons
keep them away from lactic fluid since they eat it?

and some type of medieval sword
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RE: Attack of the Zygons
(November 7, 2015 at 8:32 am)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(November 7, 2015 at 12:05 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Anyone tried infecting them with an STD ??


Why is probing them anally always your first suggestion?

Reasonable, works for aliens.

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