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Minimalist Offline Donators
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#11
RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 11:33 pm
Go blow jesus out your ass.
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RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 11:50 pm
(November 14, 2015 at 11:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Go blow jesus out your ass.

Min, how'd you get the pope's personal mobile?
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RE: Your last Text..
November 15, 2015 at 1:19 am
"I'm going to be at Dolan's for the early games tomorrow if you want to catch up."

Watchin' dem Stillers, boi.
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RE: Your last Text..
November 15, 2015 at 2:25 am
(November 14, 2015 at 11:50 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(November 14, 2015 at 11:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Go blow jesus out your ass.

Min, how'd you get the pope's personal mobile?

I think Min is more of a letters guy for the Pope, kinda like...



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RE: Your last Text..
November 15, 2015 at 5:41 am
'Oh ok, I'm sorry'

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RE: Your last Text..
November 15, 2015 at 1:59 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Your last Text..
November 15, 2015 at 2:09 pm
My last text was:

"Ok, I'm waiting out back"

If you try really really hard you can find a philosophical statement about death in that Smile
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RE: Your last Text..
November 15, 2015 at 2:10 pm
"Hi babe"
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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