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| I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet. | 15 | 55.56% | |
| I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt. | 6 | 22.22% | |
| I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles. | 2 | 7.41% | |
| Other (please explain wiping technique) | 4 | 14.81% | |
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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November 21, 2015 at 10:50 pm
(This post was last modified: November 21, 2015 at 10:50 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Steel Curtain: I don't always have the luxury of pooing at home.
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 RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm
(This post was last modified: November 22, 2015 at 10:57 pm by Catholic_Lady.)
What Id really like is to have a bidet. Now those are money. After pooping you wipe to get the poop particles off, and then you transfer over to the bidet to actually wash the whole perennial area with soap and water.
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-walsh (November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: What Id really like is to have a bidet. Now those are money. After pooping you wipe to get the poop particles off, and then you transfer over to the bidet to actually wash the whole perennial area with soap and water. I am pretty sure the water pressure from a bidet would be enough to power wash the rear end.
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This came up some time ago, and I grossed out a friend with this revelation:
I've been known to blow my nose on a hank of TP, and then use it as intended. For some reason, my friend was disgusted by this, apparently the possibility of commingling snot and poo was more than he could tolerate. Idunno, maybe not everyone does it, but is it really an issue ?? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: What Id really like is to have a bidet. Now those are money. After pooping you wipe to get the poop particles off, and then you transfer over to the bidet to actually wash the whole perennial area with soap and water. I never really understood how to use a bidet. It seems like so much more work than tp or baby wipes seeing as how you have to get a towel of some kind involved to dry afterwards. When I was on my study abroad in Italy I used the bidet to shave my legs.  As for me, I'm a sitting (one cheek lifted) front to back wiper (hygiene reasons). If things got messy I have baby wipes at home. If I'm not at home I wipe until clean. Don't want that shit on my undies. When I ran on my lunch breaks I Had baby wipes with me all the time so I could take baby wipe baths after, but I took them out a long time ago so now wiping is always dry at work. 
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(November 22, 2015 at 11:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: This came up some time ago, and I grossed out a friend with this revelation: Snot really an issue If you ask me.
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