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Butt Wiping Techniques

Poll: When I poop...
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I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
 15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
 6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
 2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
 4 14.81%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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#31
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 1:00 am
(November 22, 2015 at 11:08 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: What Id really like is to have a bidet. Now those are money. After pooping you wipe to get the poop particles off, and then you transfer over to the bidet to actually wash the whole perennial area with soap and water.

I am pretty sure the water pressure from a bidet would be enough to power wash the rear end.

And just use the Karcher for the stubborn dags only! I like the way you think!
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 1:07 am
Also, I always always always put the lid down after. Always.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 1:08 am (This post was last modified: November 23, 2015 at 1:09 am by Brakeman.)
(November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: What Id really like is to have a bidet. Now those are money. After pooping you wipe to get the poop particles off, and then you transfer over to the bidet to actually wash the whole perennial area with soap and water.

I have a couple of those and have bought three as gifts. I buy mine at Bidet king.com and our favorite is the Cleansense 1500R which we get around $350 when they go sale.

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http://bidetking.com/clean-sense-dib-150...emote.html

We absolutely love them. It is by far cleaner than a nasty dry wipe and so much better for the septic system and environment than wipes.

Enema function with pulse is freaky..
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 1:14 am
(November 23, 2015 at 1:00 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(November 22, 2015 at 11:08 pm)dyresand Wrote: I am pretty sure the water pressure from a bidet would be enough to power wash the rear end.

And just use the Karcher for the stubborn dags only! I like the way you think!

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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 3:28 am
(November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: How the hell do you wipe while still sitting down?

Just get in touch with your inner lazy guy.  It isn't that hard.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 4:34 am
(November 23, 2015 at 3:28 am)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: How the hell do you wipe while still sitting down?

Just get in touch with your inner lazy guy.  It isn't that hard.

The problem is not getting in touch with my inner lazy guy, it's with getting in touch with my outer ... well ... you don't want to know the details.

No, really, you don't.

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November 23, 2015 at 4:55 am
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 7:24 am
(November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: How the hell do you wipe while still sitting down?

I pose the same question back to you, good sir. How do you wipe standing up?
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 9:50 am
New question: who wipes their ass the same way they wipe someone else's ass? Would you want them seated or standing?



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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
November 23, 2015 at 9:51 am (This post was last modified: November 23, 2015 at 9:52 am by dyresand.)
(November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: How the hell do you wipe while still sitting down?



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