Keep Dying Out Jesus Freaks

[Minimalist]

The world will be a better place without you!

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/11/po...ion-216154

Pew: White Christians no longer a majority

White Christians now make up less than half of the U.S. population, largely receding from the majorities of most demographic groups, with one notable exception: the Republican Party.


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As if we couldn't have guessed!

[brewer]

And jesus wept.

[Anomalocaris]

If Jesus came before the Republican Party he would be beaten up, if not shot while handcuffed, for being not only nonwhite, but quite middle eastern looking

[Minimalist]

Certainly there is no doubt that they would call ICE.

[ignoramus]

If jebus came back, I wonder if he would also cherry pick the bible to blend in with the xtards?
That would make a funny Jim Carey movie. Bruce almighty was ok?.....

[vorlon13]

If jebus came back, I wonder if he would also cherry pick the bible to blend in with the xtards?
That would make a funny Jim Carey movie.  Bruce almighty was ok?.....

It's pretty clear if Joseph Smith came back and didn't drastically and immediately update his beliefs, the current Mormon hierarchy would excommunicate him post haste.

And since I consider LDS to be a handy little simulacrum of most all religions, I would expect Jesus (in the unlikely event he turned out to be real) to be immediately set upon by a mob of present day 'Christians' should He dare open His mouth and attempt to set anything straight.

If He thought His first crucifixion was unpleasant, He ain't seen nothin' yet.

[Minimalist]

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Jesus never gave anyone a penny. He said that he needed it more than the poor people did.

[Minimalist]

Jesus mooched off of suckers.... a model the church has retained from the beginning.

[Manowar]

Jesus was like P.T. Barnum who said "There is a sucker born every minute".

Manowar