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Funny sounding products/business names.
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RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
(November 28, 2015 at 12:22 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: There is a company around here called "rigid tool"

They have a motto "Life is better with a rigid tool" I kid you not.
I almost googled it to post a link but the feared the search results.

I buy their tools all the time.
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#22
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
"Snap On Tools" is another easy one to poke fun of.
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#23
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
(November 26, 2015 at 10:12 am)vorlon13 Wrote: How the fuck is this a commercially viable product ??




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'Gelatinous Mutant Coconut' would be a great name for a band.

That being said:

I was once operated on by a surgeon surnamed 'Kharve'.

There's a breakfast bistro down in Dargaville called 'Jim's Nuts and Things' (they do an amazing date/walnut compote).

I know of a septic service company called 'Brown's Services.'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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