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Real Life Witches?

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Real Life Witches?
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#31
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:50 am
*chants in the back of the room* Carl! Carl! Carl!
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#32
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:50 am
Absolutely. After all, if we didn't choose Carl as our Carlt leader, we would never achieve ultimate Carlness. Which is the number one priority for becoming a true Carl. Which is important because Carl.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:51 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#34
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:51 am
Is Carl a guy or a girl? Who knows with names today.
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#35
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:52 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:51 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: [Image: tumblr_m3zo0yW8up1qgne7qo1_500.jpg]

Awww... what movie is he from? I'm thinking Never ending story.
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#36
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:52 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:52 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Awww... what movie is he from? I'm thinking Never ending story.

Correct.
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#37
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:53 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:50 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: *chants in the back of the room* Carl! Carl! Carl!

I see your Carl and raise you Alan. Or Steve.



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#38
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:53 am
Carl is a guy but you wouldn't know because every time someone is Anti-Vac and refuses to inject him into a thread, his testicles crumble.
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#39
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:53 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:51 am)Kitan Wrote: Is Carl a guy or a girl?  Who knows with names today.

Yes
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:54 am
So save Carl's balls: Mention him on AF.
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