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Anal Hitler God?
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 (December 12, 2015 at 10:26 am)Quantum Wrote:(December 12, 2015 at 10:23 am)Chad32 Wrote: All the trust is lost now. I hope you're happy with yourself. More. I just expected more.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
I expected pineapples shoved up Hitlers ass by satan. I know I've seen that somewhere.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
There was a scene somewhere when a demon was going to shove the pineapple in bottom first, ad Satan told him head first.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  RE: Anal Hitler God?
December 12, 2015 at 11:27 am
(This post was last modified: December 12, 2015 at 11:28 am by IATIA.)
Three guys on safari in cannibal country, they get caught, the chief tells them they have a chance to avoid being eaten.
He tells them to go out into the forest & bring back their favorite fruit. The first guy comes back with an apple. The chief tells him that if he can shove it up his ass without a display of emotion, he can live, and he does so successfully. The second guy comes back with a strawberry. The chief tells him the same thing, and he just about gets it in, when he breaks out laughing, sealing his fate. The perplexed chief asks him how he could have failed such a relatively easy test. There should be an option for "occasionally". Sometimes I do sucker in, (obviously).
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
Unless a thread starts out "Jesus sucked my dick" I click on it. Actually, I'd probably click on that one too. It's the philosophical horseshit that I normally ignore.
(December 12, 2015 at 11:17 am)Chad32 Wrote: There was a scene somewhere when a demon was going to shove the pineapple in bottom first, ad Satan told him head first. Got it. Little Nicky, Adam Sandler.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Yeah, I thought it was a live action movie.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Happy to click on anything from anybody except from Vorlon.
I . JUST . CAN'T . RISK . IT
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Usually not. But admittedly earlier this week I did look at "top 10 movie nude scenes that were awkward to film". It was dumb. But honestly, I've always really wondered about what that was like. Do some of them just say "fuck it" and actually fuck? They might as well at a certain point. I bet some do.
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