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Scottish men & kilts
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 12:39 pm
Sheep are big in the Middle East.


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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 6:47 pm
(December 14, 2015 at 8:46 am)Jehanne Wrote:
(December 14, 2015 at 5:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Because sheep are frightened by the sound of zippers?

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Ha!  Leave it to the religious to figure this one out!

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1) I'm not even remotely religious.

2) I didn't need to 'figure this one out'. It's a really, REALLY old joke.

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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 6:59 pm (This post was last modified: December 14, 2015 at 7:01 pm by vorlon13.)
And so we can all appreciate the true horror of kilting:

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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 7:03 pm
(December 14, 2015 at 12:35 pm)Pitsligo Wrote:
(December 14, 2015 at 5:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Because sheep are frightened by the sound of zippers?

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Sheep aren't our thing in Scotland. We like our farm animals like our women, big and hairy:

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Could you post a picture of a Scots farm animal for comparison?
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 7:05 pm
Who's your daddy ?
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 7:08 pm
Back in the day, when I was alive, my Sam wanted me to wear a kilt for our wedding. I was reluctant at the time, but now I think it would have been lovely.

I'll lighten this rather gloomy post with a couple of kilt jokes:

Is there anything worn beneath the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

How can you tell a Scotsman's clan? Look up his kilt. If you see a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 7:14 pm
(December 14, 2015 at 7:03 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 14, 2015 at 12:35 pm)Pitsligo Wrote: Sheep aren't our thing in Scotland. We like our farm animals like our women, big and hairy:

[Image: 1zm1cut.jpg]

Could you post a picture of a Scots farm animal for comparison?

Baaahahaha I see what you did there.
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 7:52 pm
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?




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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 8:23 pm
(December 13, 2015 at 10:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I approve of kilts,

Sporrans, on the other hand . . .

(December 14, 2015 at 6:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 14, 2015 at 8:46 am)Jehanne Wrote: Ha!  Leave it to the religious to figure this one out!

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1)  I'm not even remotely religious.

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