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RE: Should the Poor be helped?
December 14, 2015 at 11:35 pm
I should be angry because he's making us Christians look bad on purpose, but it's too funny not to laugh lol.
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RE: Should the Poor be helped?
December 14, 2015 at 11:35 pm
Your Book Wrote:Jesus answered, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."
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RE: Should the Poor be helped?
December 14, 2015 at 11:53 pm
(December 14, 2015 at 10:53 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: I am saying people in great poverty... can at times be "blessed" in that they can draw closer to the source of all goodness,...
Then give me all your money and belongings, then I will go happily to hell while you sit in heaven (bored shitless I might add).
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RE: Should the Poor be helped?
December 14, 2015 at 11:54 pm
Is being a poe really this much fun? Seems like we've gotten a lot of them lately.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
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RE: Should the Poor be helped?
December 14, 2015 at 11:59 pm
Poe's law
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RE: Should the Poor be helped?
December 14, 2015 at 11:59 pm
Wished I'd joined AF as a POE. I'd be having a blast.
Damn.
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RE: Should the Poor be helped?
December 15, 2015 at 12:00 am
(This post was last modified: December 15, 2015 at 12:00 am by Homeless Nutter.)
(December 14, 2015 at 10:37 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: I often wonder of late whether those with money are called upon to help those with less?
I should think yes, if it is from charity, such as dropping a dime or two into the homeless man's styrofoam cup.
But should there be an active effort to end poverty? [...]
Yes. We should take all the aborted christian foetuses and feed them to the homeless. We can tell them it's shrimp...
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RE: Should the Poor be helped?
December 15, 2015 at 12:02 am
Poe's Law describes poes that are actually good at emulating whatever they're spoofing. This punk is an obvious poe.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
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RE: Should the Poor be helped?
December 15, 2015 at 12:03 am
Which you'd think would be a contradiction in terms.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Should the Poor be helped?
December 15, 2015 at 12:03 am
I am disappointed that you all forgot to post this
https://youtu.be/YcLAJbvwNQU
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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