AF members' psychic predictions for 2016

[Alex K]

No predictions for the elephant in the room, the US presidential elections?

Oh, yeah - good one. There will be presidential elections in US in 2016. I'm pretty confident about this prediction.

Hey, I called dibs on this one!

[I_am_not_mafia]

No predictions for the elephant in the room, the US presidential elections?

Trump will say more and more outrageous things until he goes too far and realises that actually he has offended everyone and even his supporters will think "hold on a minute ...".

His popularity will start to wane until something dramatic happens like a failed assassination attempt or some Daesh leader urging Americans to vote Hilary Clinton which will create a surge of support for Donald Trump.

Meanwhile the rest of the world will be doing a collective face-palm.

[Faith No More]

No predictions for the elephant in the room, the US presidential elections?

I'd rather just pretend it's not going to happen.

[pocaracas]

specific:
1. I'll meet Stimbo... or Rovalue... or both!

vague:
2. I'll meet a particular someone from this forum that is living more than 2 time zones away.

[Minimalist]

The republicunts will nominate a total fucking asshole for president.

[Losty]

I predict that at some point in 2016 (likely sometime around September) the prof will show up and predict the end of the world.

[Alex K]

I predict that at some point in 2016 (likely sometime around September) the prof will show up and predict the end of the world.

I would like that. I miss his tinfoily tractor loving presence

[downbeatplumb]

The Us will be drawn deeper into conflicts in the middles east. there will be a terror atrocity of some sort. There will be a major geological event killing lots of people. At a Muslim religious festival there will be multiple deaths. Christmas will be on December the 25th.

[Losty]

I predict that at some point in 2016 (likely sometime around September) the prof will show up and predict the end of the world.

I would like that. I miss his tinfoily tractor loving presence

Me too

[TheRealJoeFish]

Here is FNM's guide to 2016 in the U.S.

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1.  Republicans will say something astonishingly stupid, most likely about women's bodies.
2.  There will be mass shootings that we do nothing about.
3.  Cops will shoot an unarmed black man, lie about it, and then get caught because of a video recording.
4.  Someone in Floridia will do something crazy.
5.  Climate change will be even more evident, yet many Americans will deny it because Jesus.
6.  Latinos will be demonized, and there will be talk of building a wall on Mexico's border.
7.  Republicans will say something astonishingly stupid again.
8.  Christians will cry about Christian persecution, most likely making a movie about it.
9.  Our media will ignore the big problems, especially those outside our borders, and instead focus on celebrity selfies and cat videos.
10.  Republicans will say something astonishingly stupid once again.

Predictions are really easy when you're so predictable.

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2016? More like... guide to tomorrow in the U.S. amirite.........