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AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
#21
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
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#22
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
1. No evidence for god(s) will be found.
2. At some point I'll drink at least one glass of milk.
3. Most of the music in the pop charts will still suck donkey-balls.
4. We will not go to war with extra terrestrials at any point during 2016.
5. Bad shit will happen at some point.
6. Good shit will happen at some point
7. So-so stuff will happen at some point.
8. 2016 will be about as pleasant/unpleasant as 2015. Or worse. Or better.
9. At least one person in the world will get a headache. Probably more. Okay, almost certainly more.
10. Republicans will still be fucking idiotic.
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#23
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
Vorlon predicts:

The nations psychic community will continue to FAIL to alert us of any and all impending perils and calamity.


Thanx for nuthing buttwipes !!!
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#24
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
200,000,000 men will pour into what was the Fertile Crescent to wage a cataclysmic war over water rights bringing about the End Times reported in Revelations.

$@^*&%(@#$%@%&^&*$^%#%$^@%^^*#^&@

Sorry, please ignore; glitch in the matrix.
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#25
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
Some sort of escalation of Islamic terrorism and killing in Europe and America.  Thinking optimistically it will be followed by even more genuine active retaliation by Muslims who are against these acts of terrorism.  Thinking negatively it will just result in speeches by politicians saying this isn't the real Islam with his arm around a smiling bearded Muslim who be saying yes he's right, this isn't Islam.

And you can't go wrong with predicting there's going to be another random mass shooting America, that seems like cheating because it's so inevitable.

I guess it would be impressive if you can guess which will come first the Islamic terrorist attack or the random mass shooting.


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#26
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
Serious predictions:

1. ISIS will suffer a series of major battlefield setbacks.

2. Assad will remain in power by promising modest reforms and actually delivering on some of them.

3. A comprehensive series of measures including (but not limited to) hybridization, new classes of pesticides and genetic 'tweaking' will arrest/reverse Colony Collapse Disorder, and the world honeybee population will begin to recover.

4. Concomitant with #3, we will see the start of a new Agricultural Revolution, in which GM crops will play a significant role in ameliorating word hunger.

5. A new species of primate will be discovered in the Indonesian archipelago.

6. Mick Jagger will die (and people will be stunned that it wasn't Keith Richards).

7. Organ transplants will become 100% effective - tissue rejection will cease to be an issue.

8. Sylvester Stallone will be nominated for an Academy Award for 'Creed' (he won't win).

9. An archeological find in Italy will add immensely to our knowledge of Etruscan culture.

10. Volkswagen will recover from the diesel-fixing scandal and will pass Toyota as the world's largest producer of motor vehicles.

(bonus prediction) You'll all be stunned at how many of these predictions come off. Smile

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#27
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
Very bold, Boru, but I predict some of those will take longer than a year to achieve.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#28
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
Boru, #6 won't surprise anyone. It's common knowledge that Keith Richards is an Immortal.
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#29
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
I haven't seen anything in this thread to top this yet:

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#30
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
(December 17, 2015 at 1:10 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Boru, #6 won't surprise anyone. It's common knowledge that Keith Richards is an Immortalanimated mummy.

FTFY
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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