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Challenge: Formulate a guide to win a Nobel Prize
#11
RE: Challenge: Formulate a guide to win a Nobel Prize
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Penzias and Wilson can trace their Nobel Prize back to cleaning pigeon poop out of a microwave antenna feed horn.
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#12
RE: Challenge: Formulate a guide to win a Nobel Prize
1. Find out ways to solve important world issues

2. Use various methods to formulate and fix the issues

3. Write a paper on how to fix said issues

4. Get your noble prize
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RE: Challenge: Formulate a guide to win a Nobel Prize
(December 27, 2015 at 1:20 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do you have any moral issues regarding stealing one?

What do you mean "moral issues" Wink
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#14
RE: Challenge: Formulate a guide to win a Nobel Prize
(December 27, 2015 at 1:50 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: Well you could go the Yasser Arafat or Henry Kissinger route. Kill a whole lot of people and then stop killing them.

Favorite suggestion thus far.
Sounds right up my alley. How many people do you recon I will have to kill before I stop killing them to have a shot at getting a Nobel?
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#15
RE: Challenge: Formulate a guide to win a Nobel Prize
(December 27, 2015 at 1:22 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Step 1.  Become smarter than 99.9% of the population.

Step 2.  Become more accomplished than 99.9% of the population

Step 3.  Become more lucky than 99.9% of the above.

Step 4.  Collect your Nobel prize.

Now go get it.

Pfft.
Nerd.
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#16
RE: Challenge: Formulate a guide to win a Nobel Prize
This year it's apparently between Trump, Merkel, and the Pope. Seriously, I don't follow this stuff anymore.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#17
RE: Challenge: Formulate a guide to win a Nobel Prize
Maybe we need something akin to an 'anti' Noble prize too. Do something spectacularly annoying enough to really set humanity back significantly and get an 'Anti-NP'.

Might even want too issue some retroactive ones:

*whoever first decided to make TV commercials louder than the show they're in

*Ford Pinto exploding gas tank

*Chia pets

*Bernie Madoff

*Waterworld
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#18
RE: Challenge: Formulate a guide to win a Nobel Prize
Vehicle anti-innovations could be its own anti-Nobel. Throw the suddenly-accelerating Audi 5000 in with the Pinto. I dig it!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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