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So this is what parenting is like?

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So this is what parenting is like?
BrokenQuill92 Offline
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So this is what parenting is like?
December 28, 2015 at 3:57 pm
I found this book! And it's hilarious!
http://youtu.be/nDGKK6y8OtQ
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RE: So this is what parenting is like?
December 28, 2015 at 4:18 pm
I love it... seems too eerily accurate
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RE: So this is what parenting is like?
December 28, 2015 at 4:34 pm
I'm twenty three and my mom still tell me this
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RE: So this is what parenting is like?
December 28, 2015 at 4:37 pm
Parenting is where you swear up and down that you'll not repeat the same mistakes that your parents did, but you do it anyways.
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RE: So this is what parenting is like?
December 28, 2015 at 5:04 pm
Little kids and sleep don't mix well. The fact that they don't want to sleep is only half the problem. The other half is how irritable and whiny they get when they're tired. If they weren't so obnoxious, I'd say just let them sleep when they're going to sleep, like grown people do.
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RE: So this is what parenting is like?
December 28, 2015 at 6:17 pm
Benadryl, people, Benadryl.

Sheesh, I'm gay and lightyears away from being a parent, and I know certain enlightened parents all over the world use Benadryl.


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RE: So this is what parenting is like?
December 28, 2015 at 6:48 pm
Robin Williams once opined that becoming a parent is the best cure for cocaine addiction: 'By the time my son was a week old, I found out that if you have kids, you don't need cocaine - you're cranky, you're awake all the time and you smell bad anyway.'

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RE: So this is what parenting is like?
December 28, 2015 at 7:53 pm
Pretty much nails it.
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RE: So this is what parenting is like?
December 28, 2015 at 7:59 pm
(December 28, 2015 at 7:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pretty much nails it.

Ta for the confirmation, as I've never done cocaine or had kids.

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RE: So this is what parenting is like?
December 28, 2015 at 8:05 pm
(December 28, 2015 at 3:57 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I found this book! And it's hilarious!


Yep that's it.  We used to carry the babies round and round the living room while playing scrabble, handing them off at each turn until they finally got so deeply asleep we could transfer them to bed.
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