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Job For Fog Sign Holder
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Job For Fog Sign Holder
January 3, 2016 at 8:42 am
Um, you know how there are signs for fog sometimes? Well doesn't fog move?

Can I haz job of moving the fog signs? Can I haz wear business suit and run around in the snow and fog holding the fog signz? Pleaseness?

My tie will be flapping about in the breeze, getting all foggy and frozen out by snow and ice. Icey, icey iceeeeee.

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RE: Job For Fog Sign Holder
January 3, 2016 at 8:46 am
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RE: Job For Fog Sign Holder
January 3, 2016 at 11:40 am
I don't really think turtles have the appropriate limbs for holding signs. Also, foggy conditions can move around far faster than turtles can move so that is a problem too.

And people in cars tend to run over turtles . . .
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RE: Job For Fog Sign Holder
January 3, 2016 at 11:47 am
How can they see the sign if it's foggy? And do they really need to be told?

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RE: Job For Fog Sign Holder
January 3, 2016 at 11:57 am
(January 3, 2016 at 11:40 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I don't really think turtles have the appropriate limbs for holding signs.  Also, foggy conditions can move around far faster than turtles can move so that is a problem too.

And people in cars tend to run over turtles . . .

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RE: Job For Fog Sign Holder
January 3, 2016 at 1:04 pm
(January 3, 2016 at 11:47 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: How can they see the sign if it's foggy? And do they really need to be told?

In my travels, as you're passing through the fog you see bright lit up signs advising you of the fog you're driving through. Then when the fog cleared there was a sign letting me know the fog was over. Thankful for fog advisory signs, else I'd have never been able to tell where the fog began and where it ended. Wink
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RE: Job For Fog Sign Holder
January 3, 2016 at 1:05 pm
(January 3, 2016 at 11:57 am)Evie Wrote:
(January 3, 2016 at 11:40 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I don't really think turtles have the appropriate limbs for holding signs.  Also, foggy conditions can move around far faster than turtles can move so that is a problem too.

And people in cars tend to run over turtles . . .

Losty Wrote:I'm pretty sure Vorlon is a closet turtlesexual.

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RE: Job For Fog Sign Holder
January 3, 2016 at 1:26 pm
Usually there are warning signs that tell you things like Dense Fog Ahead or High Fog Area.
I've encountered those while driving through the mountains.
Higher elevation = more fog
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RE: Job For Fog Sign Holder
January 3, 2016 at 1:35 pm
(January 3, 2016 at 1:26 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: Usually there are warning signs that tell you things like Dense Fog Ahead or High Fog Area.
I've encountered those while driving through the mountains.
Higher elevation = more fog

What are you, a foggist? Fog in the mountains is just a cloud with bad steering.

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RE: Job For Fog Sign Holder
January 3, 2016 at 2:42 pm
Fog is just a metaphor.
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