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Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew

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Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
January 18, 2016 at 5:06 am
(January 18, 2016 at 3:47 am)Losty Wrote: Foreskin is not nasty.

David, one of the sexual perverts in the Bible, collected foreskins.
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
January 18, 2016 at 5:46 am
Hell, there is a cathedral (or three) with Jesus actual preserved foreskin on display as a holy relic.

Mary's amniotic fluid was saved too, and it's in a silver chalice.
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
January 18, 2016 at 8:28 am
(January 18, 2016 at 5:06 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(January 18, 2016 at 3:47 am)Losty Wrote: Foreskin is not nasty.

David, one of the sexual perverts in the Bible, collected foreskins.

That is nasty
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
January 18, 2016 at 8:30 am
As the Bible goes, it's actually one of the tamer chapters.
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
January 18, 2016 at 8:32 am
It's still nasty though.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
January 18, 2016 at 3:50 pm
(January 18, 2016 at 5:46 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Hell, there is a cathedral (or three) with Jesus actual preserved foreskin on display as a holy relic.

Mary's amniotic fluid was saved too, and it's in a silver chalice.

At one stage there were 21 holy prepuces floating around. Either Jebus had great healing powers or there were a whole lot of hoaxes.
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
January 18, 2016 at 4:13 pm
a total jew
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
January 19, 2016 at 12:20 am
Jesus was a Jew but he was also God.

He was told the rest of the Jews to get on board and follow him, but they were too proud and selfish and would not listen to him. It sort of seems like the pharisees and Sadducees (they were sad, you see!) were mean and cruel to Jesus for no reason :/.

They practically forced Pontius Pilate to crucify Him ( scourging at the pillar and crown of thorns not good enough for them!).

Many Jews are sadly clinging to a "Dead covenent" with God. They'd better wise up before it's too late for them!
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
January 19, 2016 at 12:26 am
[Image: a97ca38d9212db6abcaeb513e9f3cca3.jpg]
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RE: Jesus the Jew, yet non-Jew
January 19, 2016 at 12:28 am
(January 19, 2016 at 12:26 am)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: a97ca38d9212db6abcaeb513e9f3cca3.jpg]

Then again he also created the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, yet told Adam and Eve to stay way from it ... lest they die.
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