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The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
Marsellus Wallace Offline
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The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 12:40 am
we're on a mission!
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RE: The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 12:50 am
Sweet! What's the mission?
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RE: The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 1:00 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2016 at 1:01 am by The Grand Nudger.)
To stay on message! Which is the purpose of this thread.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 1:03 am
So the other day I was cleaning out my ears with an icepick and suddenly there was this sharp pain, and I pulled this blob of greyish pink stuff out. Now I can't feel my toes.
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RE: The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 1:06 am
Lol you poked a hole in your brain.
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RE: The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 1:32 am
Beer beer beer said the privates, merry men are we! There's none so fair as can compare to the fighting infantry!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 2:23 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2016 at 2:23 am by Marsellus Wallace.)
i'm just sayin' nazism was not that bad.
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RE: The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 2:25 am
PLAGIARISM.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 2:26 am
(January 19, 2016 at 2:25 am)Kitan Wrote: PLAGIARISM.

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RE: The "You really must derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 2:50 am
The topic of this thread is to derail, so by derailing it I am staying on topic and therefore not derailing it... so I'm going to be on topic by derailing it instead of avoiding derailing it, which would be off topic and therefore a derail, which I mustn't do.
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