I just found the most amazing scientific miracle in the Quran!!!!

[ReptilianPeon]

Did you know that the Quran mentions the phlogiston theory? It accurately describes it. How could Muhammad have known this?

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The Phlogiston theory states that a fire-like element called Phlogiston is contained within combustible bodies and released during combustion. The name comes from the Ancient Greek φλογιστόν phlogistón (burning up), from φλόξ phlóx (flame). It was first stated in 1667 by Johann Joachim Becher.

So we clearly see that people found out about the phlogiston theory way after Muhammad. Therefore he must have got that knowledge from a divine source. Now, what does the Quran say about the phlogiston theory?

Quran 56:71 says: "See ye the Fire which ye kindle?."
And secondly, Quran 55.35 says: "On you will be sent (O ye evil ones twain!) a flame of fire (to burn) and a smoke (to choke): no defence will ye have:"

Allah even warns us of the dangers of phlogiston in Quran 92.14 "Therefore do I warn you of a Fire blazing fiercely;"

The Quran is saying is that when things are burnt they dephlogisticate to create the element Phlogiston. Quran 55:35 is talking about how if humans burn, they too will turn to the element Phlogiston and dephlogisticate. How could Muhammad have know this when Phlogiston  wasn't discovered until nearly a thousand years later? The Quran accurately describes this scientific fact so Muhammad must have been sent from Allah. How else could he have known about Phlogiston Theory?

[Minimalist]

It also will miraculously wipe your ass if you tear out one page at a time.

[Aegon]

It also will miraculously wipe your ass if you tear out one page at a time.

Agh, can't stand one-ply toilet paper. Going to have to rip two pages at a time

[vorlon13]

It also will miraculously wipe your ass if you tear out one page at a time.

IANMTU, I was going to post precisely what you did.

[Nay_Sayer]

Clearly he's referring to the Kindle Fire. FSM is not fond of pedophiles(moohamed)

[ReptilianPeon]

Yeah, the Quran predicts tablet computers and e-book readers! Isn't that amazing! Muhammad was obviously sent by Allah as a Rasul.

[Foxaèr]

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Did you know that the Quran mentions the phlogiston theory? It accurately describes it. How could Muhammad have known this?

Copied from Wikipedia:
The Phlogiston theory states that a fire-like element called Phlogiston is contained within combustible bodies and released during combustion. The name comes from the Ancient Greek φλογιστόν phlogistón (burning up), from φλόξ phlóx (flame). It was first stated in 1667 by Johann Joachim Becher.

So we clearly see that people found out about the phlogiston theory way after Muhammad. Therefore he must have got that knowledge from a divine source. Now, what does the Quran say about the phlogiston theory?

Quran 56:71 says: "See ye the Fire which ye kindle?."
And secondly, Quran 55.35 says: "On you will be sent (O ye evil ones twain!) a flame of fire (to burn) and a smoke (to choke): no defence will ye have:"

Allah even warns us of the dangers of phlogiston in Quran 92.14 "Therefore do I warn you of a Fire blazing fiercely;"

The Quran is saying is that when things are burnt they dephlogisticate to create the element Phlogiston. Quran 55:35 is talking about how if humans burn, they too will turn to the element Phlogiston and dephlogisticate. How could Muhammad have know this when Phlogiston  wasn't discovered until nearly a thousand years later? The Quran accurately describes this scientific fact so Muhammad must have been sent from Allah. How else could he have known about Phlogiston Theory?

If they would have accurately described tv...  Instead we get talking snakes and talking donkeys.

[ReptilianPeon]

Yeah, shame about the television. I would have loved it if the ancient Arabs could have invented the television thanks to the Quran. And not just talking snakes and donkeys, but talking ants too!

[Minimalist]

Talking horses, too.