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Porn Ponderings
11th July 2010, 01:24
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Porn Ponderings
I was thinking about porn, and reading about porn in the news, and this happened...

I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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11th July 2010, 03:08 (This post was last modified: 11th July 2010 03:12 by The_Flying_Skeptic.)
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(11th July 2010 01:24)Scented Nectar Wrote:  I was thinking about porn, and reading about porn in the news, and this happened...

is that you in the video?
i want to die of a heart attack during arousal: a good death.
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11th July 2010, 03:14
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YAWWWWNN!!!!!
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11th July 2010, 06:03 (This post was last modified: 11th July 2010 06:09 by Scented Nectar.)
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(11th July 2010 03:08)The_Flying_Skeptic Wrote:  is that you in the video?
i want to die of a heart attack during arousal: a good death.
That's me. Smile I think I want my heart attack to happen after I'm done and collapsed on the bed (or wherever) in a sweaty exhausted heap.
(11th July 2010 03:14)Dotard Wrote:  YAWWWWNN!!!!!
Wake up, Do, no sleeping til I cum, ok?
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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11th July 2010, 07:31
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(11th July 2010 06:03)Scented Nectar Wrote:  
(11th July 2010 03:14)Dotard Wrote:  YAWWWWNN!!!!!
Wake up, Do, no sleeping til I cum, ok?

Sorry, not going to wait 8 minutes to watch you have an orgasm.

Can't we just cut to the best bit?
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Kudos given by (1): The_Flying_Skeptic
11th July 2010, 11:03
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(11th July 2010 07:31)Zen Badger Wrote:  Sorry, not going to wait 8 minutes to watch you have an orgasm.

Can't we just cut to the best bit?
Well, you don't need to actually watch me have one, but it would be nice if you at least wait a decent 10 minutes, you know, sheeeesh! Cool Shades
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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11th July 2010, 17:04 (This post was last modified: 11th July 2010 17:05 by Scented Nectar.)
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(11th July 2010 11:03)Scented Nectar Wrote:  
(11th July 2010 07:31)Zen Badger Wrote:  Sorry, not going to wait 8 minutes to watch you have an orgasm.

Can't we just cut to the best bit?
Well, you don't need to actually watch me have one, but it would be nice if you at least wait a decent 10 minutes, you know, sheeeesh! Cool Shades
I just caught on that by 8 minutes, you meant the length of the video. Hahaha. I wondered why you chose 8 minutes as being too long to wait for someone to orgasm, but I thought, ok whatever...

Don't bother watching if you are expecting me to cum on camera. I'm kinda weird but the exhibitionist side of me is not that strong. All I do in the video are 3 things. First, I somewhat seriously blab a little about an idea I have that would fix the std problem in the porn industry, a problem which all the anti-porners can't stop complaining about. Then, I get a little silly with going over a funny porn related news item from a couple days ago. Then, finally, I devolve into perverted silliness with a phonecall skit thingy, where I seem to think I'm a comedian or something. Your results may totally vary. Dotard fell asleep. I don't really hold it against him as much as I will be pretending to...
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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11th July 2010, 18:48 (This post was last modified: 11th July 2010 19:02 by The_Flying_Skeptic.)
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Kudos given by (2): Violet Lilly Blossom, Zen Badger
12th July 2010, 21:25
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Good video, Scented, but... ME WANT MORE VIDEOS OF DUCK ABUSE!
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13th July 2010, 01:31
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Those ducks have some nasty things coming their way.... hahahah
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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