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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 7, 2016 at 1:14 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 1:12 pm)robvalue Wrote: It's good that people from all kinds of backgrounds can come here for civilized discussions.

I'm looking forward to that volcano stripper. Praise FSM!
 It's a beer volcano and strippers.

But that's the glory of FSM's afterlife you get whatever you want, You can even have your own new earth with blackjack and hookers
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 7, 2016 at 1:19 pm
Oh yeah! I read that wrong.

That sounds fine though. I'm easily pleased as long as I instantly have everything I want.
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 7, 2016 at 1:23 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 1:14 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 1:12 pm)robvalue Wrote: It's good that people from all kinds of backgrounds can come here for civilized discussions.

I'm looking forward to that volcano stripper. Praise FSM!
 It's a beer volcano and strippers.

But that's the glory of FSM's afterlife you get whatever you want, You can even have your own new earth with blackjack and hookers
Sounds like the description of paradise in Islam. Whatever you desire is yours. I personally don't really go along with that, but it's a nice thought I guess.

Actions shouldn't be carried out for reward on a personal level imo.

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 7, 2016 at 1:25 pm
I disagree, everything I've ever done is solely aimed at getting me that volcano stripper.
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 7, 2016 at 1:43 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 1:23 pm)popsthebuilder Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 1:14 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:  It's a beer volcano and strippers.

But that's the glory of FSM's afterlife you get whatever you want, You can even have your own new earth with blackjack and hookers
Sounds like the description of paradise in Islam. Whatever you desire is yours. I personally don't really go along with that, but it's a nice thought I guess.

Actions shouldn't be carried out for reward on a personal level imo.

Faith in selfless Unity for Good.

Not a thought. A fact.  May FSM deliver you the truth.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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