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WHy Australia Is A Disgrace
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WHy Australia Is A Disgrace
-Home of the 'didgeridoo' which, even when well-played, produces a noise markedly similar to a whale with gastritis.

-Has too many marsupials and doesn't know what to do with them.

-No one in Australia knows how to tell a proper knock-knock joke.

-The country steadfastly refuses to jail Peter Jackson for crimes against literature.

-Iggy Azalea.

-Foolishly named a large section of the country after a US chain restaurant.

Boru

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RE: WHy Australia Is A Disgrace
Missen Lister, my best friend is from Australia! Dem's fighten woawds!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaXstCJzzQw
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RE: WHy Australia Is A Disgrace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4o9JKPCQ_M
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RE: WHy Australia Is A Disgrace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_GlqRRs0s
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RE: WHy Australia Is A Disgrace
- Poisonous, venomous everything.
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RE: WHy Australia Is A Disgrace
-Introducing cane toad, to deal with cane beetles - smart. Tongue
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