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Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
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RE: Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
February 9, 2016 at 6:03 pm
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RE: Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
February 9, 2016 at 6:03 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 3:50 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: You big tease. Now I'll have to satiate my immediate gratification needs with .............................

A 2003 Cabernet?
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RE: Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
February 9, 2016 at 6:08 pm
We should all stop joking in this thread. I'm starting to think we don't understand the gravity of the situation.

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RE: Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
February 9, 2016 at 6:33 pm
Wheeee!

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RE: Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
February 9, 2016 at 6:53 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 4:16 pm)Alex K Wrote: The di'nt. They built these things:

[Image: ligo.jpg]

which are super-precise laser interferometers which can measure changes in length of their 4km arms far shorter than a proton.

That's pretty amazing. I thought that interferometers were nifty before but I had no idea one so precise was possible.
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RE: Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
February 9, 2016 at 7:02 pm (This post was last modified: February 9, 2016 at 7:03 pm by Alex K.)
(February 9, 2016 at 6:53 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(February 9, 2016 at 4:16 pm)Alex K Wrote: The di'nt. They built these things:

[Image: ligo.jpg]

which are super-precise laser interferometers which can measure changes in length of their 4km arms far shorter than a proton.

That's pretty amazing. I thought that interferometers were nifty before but I had no idea one so precise was possible.

I know, it seems surreal what they can do, but they even cool the optics way down to reduce the noise.

They talk about 1/1000th of a proton!

http://www.ligo.org/science/GW-IFO.php
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RE: Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
February 9, 2016 at 8:25 pm
Keep building enough of those things and eventually you will have an imaging  interferometer of such power as to allow us to look up the skirt of Galactic Queen Alura.
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RE: Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
February 9, 2016 at 9:44 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 8:25 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Keep building enough of those things and eventually you will have an imaging  interferometer of such power as to allow us to look up the skirt of Galactic Queen Alura.

If the Queen's undergarments have a sufficient rapidly varying Quadrupole moment, sure!
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RE: Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
February 10, 2016 at 12:19 am
Going serious, reluctantly, I'm assuming they've simulated the expected signal emitted by 2 BHs spiraling towards their mutual doom and have managed to detect a signal rather similar to that.

I wonder if the 2 masses were substantially different from each other if that might be discerned? I'm trying to imagine the swirly wibbly wobbly waveform from that and am getting sufficiently dizzy as to think a meclazine tab might be called for . . .
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RE: Brace yourselves for gravitational waves
February 10, 2016 at 1:49 am
Wow, this is amazing stuff Smile
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