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Dyre for forum president

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Dyre for forum president
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Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 5:20 pm (This post was last modified: February 12, 2016 at 5:21 pm by dyresand.)
Vote for me Big Grin a vote for dyre is a vote for commonsense
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 5:25 pm (This post was last modified: February 12, 2016 at 5:26 pm by Excited Penguin.)
I've seen a lot of stupid threads this first year of mine here, including some authored by myself, but this one takes the cake.

No offense, I mean stupid in a good way. Wink
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 5:33 pm
I hear dyresand kicks puppies and babies, instead of eating them like a proper atheist.

Sorry, no vote from me.
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 5:34 pm
Dyre, before I can give you my vote, I'll need to know your position on homeless, homosexual, refugee wallabies.

Boru
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 5:37 pm
Good thread! I can see potential.
Everyone post: a vote for me is a vote for:

Eg: a vote for Iggy is a vote for zero guns policy if I get elected! That's a promise!
(The stadium rises in a roar!)
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 5:40 pm
A vote for me is a vote for unrestrained apathy. I vow here and now, before you all, that my administration will promise nothing (beyond this, I mean), attempt nothing, and accomplish nothing. Give me your support, and together, we will make sure nothing happens, and fail to care that it doesn't.

Thank you.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 5:44 pm
Heresy.

You dare defy God-Emperor Robvalue?!
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 5:45 pm (This post was last modified: February 12, 2016 at 5:45 pm by Excited Penguin.)
Ninja'd by the dude I'll vote for.^^(Boru)
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 5:52 pm
Vote for me - you wouldn't want to vote for a lesser evil, amirite?
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RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 5:56 pm
What of the turtle block ??

Whomever wins them over is guaranteed to cinch the election !!
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