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Never have I ever...
#1
Never have I ever...
I drink a lot. It's better than the Lexapro I was prescribed and they actually have alcohol in bars and restaurants. Trust me. Don't order meds at a bar. They'll look at you funny.

So I'll be coming here drunk a lot. Let's play a drunk game!

In your reply:
1. quote whoever you're responding to and either *take a drink* if you have,  or respond *I've never*
2. Now you go... "Never have I ever _______________."

I start!
Never have I ever gone to the bathroom to hide at work for the last five minutes of the day, so I don't have to start another task before five.

*drinks* Naughty Computer
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#2
RE: Never have I ever...
(February 21, 2016 at 12:39 am)Mamacita Wrote: Never have I ever gone to the bathroom to hide at work for the last five minutes of the day, so I don't have to start another task before five.

*drinks* Naughty Computer

*drinks*

I think I've hid for the last hour or more though...

If I wasn't drinking I'd probably chuckle and pass this thread up...

Never have I ever dined and dashed.

*drinks again* this is fun
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#3
RE: Never have I ever...
(February 21, 2016 at 2:55 am)mediocrates Wrote:
(February 21, 2016 at 12:39 am)Mamacita Wrote: Never have I ever gone to the bathroom to hide at work for the last five minutes of the day, so I don't have to start another task before five.

*drinks* Naughty Computer

*drinks*

I think I've hid for the last hour or more though...

If I wasn't drinking I'd probably chuckle and pass this thread up...

Never have I ever dined and dashed.

*drinks again* this is fun
*drinks* it was an accideeeeeent! 

Yeeey! Someone played!

Never have I ever faked a phone call and let the phone convo go on for a bit in order to avoid an even more awkward situation.
*drinks*
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#4
RE: Never have I ever...
Too early in the morning for such complicated instructions........
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#5
RE: Never have I ever...
This game is intriguing enough that I almost want to take up drinking again. Almost.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#6
RE: Never have I ever...
(February 21, 2016 at 3:08 am)Mamacita Wrote: Yeeey! Someone played!

Never have I ever faked a phone call and let the phone convo go on for a bit in order to avoid an even more awkward situation.
*drinks*

Not faked, but I've stalled people on the phone before to avoid talking to people in front of me I'm not in the mood for

Never have I ever had sex on a plane
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

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#7
RE: Never have I ever...
No, I've never had that either. Sad now.

Never have I ever faked taking a phone call so I can politely ignore street preachers and marketing people.

*drink*
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#8
RE: Never have I ever...
Never have I ever farted.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#9
RE: Never have I ever...
Or queefed.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#10
RE: Never have I ever...
(February 21, 2016 at 10:38 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Never have I ever farted.

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