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Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
#11
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
If I get possessed by a demon, does that demon have cool powers like on Supernatural? Or is it more like The Exorcist, and I'll be spitting up pea soup?
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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#12
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
(February 28, 2016 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: To avoid demons and demonic possession, lock yourself in a room, all by yourself, with plain white walls and no furniture or any external distractions.

The only exception to colour is that you're allowed a silver, tin foil hat.

T avoid demonic distractions you should wear a white huggy jacket to stop you masturbating out of sheer boredom.

Special meds can also be taken to stop you thinking since knowledge is a tool of the Devil, too.

Don't forget to plug up all the gaps in the window- and door-frames, to keep out those evil oxygen demons. They're also frightened off by a lighted flame, so get a couple of candles going as well. They will fight back by making you feel sleepy, but that just means you're winning.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#13
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
(February 28, 2016 at 10:01 pm)Cecelia Wrote: If I get possessed by a demon, does that demon have cool powers like on Supernatural?  Or is it more like The Exorcist, and I'll be spitting up pea soup?

Like exorcist.

Pea soup and masturbating with a crucifix.

Sorry
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
(February 28, 2016 at 10:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 28, 2016 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: To avoid demons and demonic possession, lock yourself in a room, all by yourself, with plain white walls and no furniture or any external distractions.  

The only exception to colour is that you're allowed a silver, tin foil hat.

T avoid demonic distractions you should wear a white huggy jacket to stop you masturbating out of sheer boredom.

Special meds can also be taken to stop you thinking since knowledge is a tool of the Devil, too.

Don't forget to plug up all the gaps in the window- and door-frames, to keep out those evil oxygen demons. They're also frightened off by a lighted flame, so get a couple of candles going as well. They will fight back by making you feel sleepy, but that just means you're winning.

You're starting to sound like me.

Am I having a good or bad influence?

Angel
Dying to live, living to die.
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#15
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
Well, bible stories would be fun to coloring. Imagine rainbow colored genocide (flood) Wink
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.

The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.

Socrates.
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#16
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
(February 28, 2016 at 10:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You're starting to sound like me.

Am I having a good or bad influence?

Angel

Let's just say that my mum always warned me about girls like you; which is why I made it my life's purpose to meet as many as I can.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
(February 29, 2016 at 3:54 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: Well, bible stories would be fun to coloring. Imagine rainbow colored genocide (flood) Wink

You'd run out of red very quickly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#18
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
You lost me when "adult" and "coloring book" were used in the same sentence.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#19
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
I'd have to already be possessed to start "adult coloring" anyway...
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#20
RE: Adult coloring books will get you possessed by demons!!!!
If everything can give us cancer then I guess everything can also get us demon possessed. Personally, I enjoy using these coloring books (I have one called Doodlers Anonymous Epic Coloring Book) because they relax me.
"In three words I can sum up everything about life: it goes on."- Robert Frost
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