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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
#31
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
. . . you become accustomed to that permanent sticky feeling on your taint . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#32
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
{double post, sorry]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#33
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(March 15, 2016 at 9:27 am)Ben Davis Wrote: ...atheistforums.org appears as the first recommendation when you open a new tab

...you change your IRL name to Tiberius Minimalist, Luckie Summerqueen, Rob Vorlon or other great sounding combos

...you get arrested by Russian, Palestinian or Saudi authorities

Haha, my wife (who is a real person) keeps saying I'm going to be arrested by the government for being on a radicalised forum. I keep explaining that I'm the opposite of radicalised. I'm trying to unradicalise the world!

She thinks I'm an "extreme atheist", and I tell her that doesn't mean anything Tongue

I tell her that I might not even technically be an atheist, depending on the exact definition. At this point, I get hit with stuff.
Feel free to send me a private message.
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#34
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
Lol.

But by what definition might you not be an atheist? The question's simple, right? Do you believe in a god/s? Y= theist, anything else=atheist.

Also I think we should derail this thread with great sounding composite names. Here's another: Emjay Pocaracas
Sum ergo sum
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#35
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
....I begin to confuse mods with gods. Thanks Rob!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#36
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
When you find yourself thinking in RL about something that happened on the forums.
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#37
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
If you define an atheist as someone who rejects the claim, "there is a god", then technically I am not. I don't reject it, because I don't understand the question. I would maybe accept it if I understood what it actually meant. Hence the ignostic position.

I don't accept it yet either though, so usually that's enough from a definition point of view to be an atheist.
Feel free to send me a private message.
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#38
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
You get bummed when there are no new kudos or alerts.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#39
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
(March 15, 2016 at 5:20 am)pocaracas Wrote: ... when you propose to another member...
.... and she says yes! Wink
No, that's a sign of being on a fine length of time.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#40
You know you've been on the forum too long when...
...when you wish Atlas333 would materialize before your very eyes so you could punch him square in his face!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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