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Maybe this will shut creationists up finally
#31
RE: Maybe this will shut creationists up finally
(March 31, 2016 at 12:25 am)dyresand Wrote:
(March 26, 2016 at 6:53 am)robvalue Wrote: Not even god turning up and telling them to shut up would shut them up.

What would be ironic is if god came down and said this

God: Evolution is real you morons

they would still deny even if god himself said it. And if god denied himself
being a perfect creator they would call him the devil.

Anyone else read Science of the Discworld 4?
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#32
RE: Maybe this will shut creationists up finally
Actually thinking about it, if there is a god he probably did walk away while evolution works. I mean do you sit and watch the microwave when it cooks your food? Or do you walk away? Imagine him coming back and seeing all that's transpired. It'd be like coming back to find you've burned your popcorn. "I swear I've set this stupid thing to one minute forty seconds every time, and it's always been fine. Yet this time it burns."
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RE: Maybe this will shut creationists up finally
Question: If God didn't create everything, then how did we get created?
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If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!  Heart
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#34
RE: Maybe this will shut creationists up finally
No it will not. You could tell them the errors in their sky fairy religion, and they will still stick to the beliefs they have.
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RE: Maybe this will shut creationists up finally
(April 13, 2016 at 2:52 pm)Constable Dorfl Wrote:
(March 31, 2016 at 12:25 am)dyresand Wrote: What would be ironic is if god came down and said this

God: Evolution is real you morons

they would still deny even if god himself said it. And if god denied himself
being a perfect creator they would call him the devil.

Anyone else read Science of the Discworld 4?

I did! Clap Clap



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