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RE: Execution Weekend
March 25, 2016 at 7:36 pm
If Satan did bugger Him from crucifixion to resurrection, can His sacrifice still atone for my buggering various and sundry assorted menfolk over the years ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Execution Weekend
March 25, 2016 at 7:37 pm
BTW, I'm sure glad we don't shy away from today's burning questions and also those age old mysteries . . . .
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 25, 2016 at 7:38 pm
I'll probably have eggs for brekkie on Sunday, to commemorate how Jesus died for my sins. I'll add bacon and toast to display my atonement for being a sin-filled sack of shite. And I may include waffles to admit that I'm as responsible for the suffering of Our Lord as the rest of the human race.

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RE: Execution Weekend
March 25, 2016 at 7:38 pm
(March 25, 2016 at 7:32 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: [Image: 11fx5q.jpg]




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RE: Execution Weekend
March 25, 2016 at 7:50 pm
I don't like eggs.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 25, 2016 at 8:40 pm
I'll be "celebrating" the same way any stressed out atheist American with bills to pay will be celebrating: I'll be fucking working.

The upside is that I'll spend part of the day on board a Chinese-crewed vessel. There will probably be a healthy percentage of them who, like me, give less than a shit about everyone's favorite Western fairy tale.
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 25, 2016 at 10:28 pm
(March 25, 2016 at 7:50 pm)c172 Wrote: I don't like eggs.

I usually, but not always, like eggs . . .

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RE: Execution Weekend
March 25, 2016 at 10:33 pm
1,000 year old Cadbury egg?
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 25, 2016 at 10:36 pm (This post was last modified: March 25, 2016 at 11:15 pm by vorlon13.)
(March 25, 2016 at 10:33 pm)c172 Wrote: 1,000 year old Cadbury egg?

Not quite . . .

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RE: Execution Weekend
March 25, 2016 at 11:16 pm
(that's a metaphor for Easter, in case you hadn't figured it out)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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