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Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
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Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 12:20 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/christia...ucifixion/

Quote:Christian priest held by Islamic State jihadists faces crucifixion on Good Friday

Quote:The South Africa-based Franciscan Sisters of Siessen posted on Facebook late last week: "Was informed that the Salesian priest, Fr. Tom, who was kidnapped by ISIS from the Missionaries of Charity Home in Yemen is being tortured and is going to be crucified on Good Friday. This calls for serious concerted prayers from all of us.”


Actually it calls for a Hellfire missile up someone's ass because fucking prayers aren't going to do shit.
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 12:24 pm
Wish we had one of those angry red smh emojis.
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 12:27 pm
Because to them, prayer actually does something.

Everyone who possesses reason knows prayer doesn't do shit.
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 1:02 pm (This post was last modified: March 24, 2016 at 1:03 pm by vorlon13.)
They're just praying ??

WTF, snag a Muslim off the street and burn 'em up in a cage or something.  

How can we keep the cycle of violence going if one side won't play ??


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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 1:05 pm
Somehow I think that guy is hoping for more than prayers. No matter how seriously concerted they are.
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 1:14 pm
(March 24, 2016 at 12:24 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: Wish we had one of those angry red smh emojis.

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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 1:23 pm
Leave it up to the fucking christers and their taking the goddam high ground when there is no shortage of goddam Mo's to kill.

Fuck, probably gonna get a new saint out of this and that means more in the collection plate . . . .

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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 1:49 pm
So when God doesn't get him back, and he dies... that means it was God's plan for him to die right?  

Now there's a fucking conundrum.  If it's God's plan for him to die, then God's with the terrorists.  Meaning Islam is the one true religion.
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 7:14 pm
Suppose the priest's crucifixion reaches the magic number of believers who have to be killed before Jesus returns.  Revelation 6:9-11 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...RV;MEV;NET.  Now if it isn't it still adds another one to the total so that has to be a good thing, right?  Gotta reach that magic number sometime.  Believers should be yelling to demand to be crucified with the priest. These guys look like they are eager to volunteer.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...igils.html  Make it real so that Jesus will return.
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 8:37 pm
Calls for prayer............

Don't they really mean one angry A10 pilot.
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