Random tank chatter

[robvalue]

These yankee apple pie red white and blue fucking patriotic tanks in the shape of the Statue of Liberty are really hard to drive. I'm gonna nick one off the Italians next time, seeing as they didn't even bother to show up.

[Little lunch]

I blame chocolate also.

[Little lunch]

I was driving a French tank and it fucking surrended.

[robvalue]

Oh shit yeah, they all do that. No wonder they lost all those wars.

You need a nice solid Russian tank. Really built to last. Armour as thick as a brick wall. Guns from here to Saturday. Even a games room in the back.

They can't move, but boy are they awesome.

[Little lunch]

I've got three actually.
I bought them cheap when the Soviet Empire fell.

[vorlon13]

[Little lunch]

I hate gifs. Not really, but they hypnotise me.
After a few minutes I feel like a real dickhead. :-)

[robvalue]

I haven't got this far into the game yet. Looks awesome!

[LastPoet]

I hate the squeaking sound of my turret, Should've bought some WD 40 from before I blew that store up.

[LastPoet]

Is this about WoT? I never got around to play it, lack and diminuishing time to just play an intensive game. Tanks = cool, but what about the occasional player?