Random tank chatter

[robvalue]

I'm playing WoT generals. It's a spinoff card game, and it's fucking awesome! I'm like so totally addicted. It's got amazing depth and strategy. I'd recommend for anyone who vaguely likes card games. I'm playing on the Europe server, but there's USA and maybe more.

I made a slight cock up: the free April tank doesn't fire Easter eggs! Wtf was I on! It is firing missiles, which make a funny noise. But it is random damage, which is very unusual. Sadly it is USA tank, otherwise it would fit in lovely in my Russia artillery deck.

Come play everyone! Ahem. I might make some videos of me playing it and stuff if I can work out how.

I keep getting called a hacker, and a "lucker", like every few games by these sore losers. It's pathetic. Sure, sometimes I get a stonker of a deal and I roll someone fast. Sometimes it happens to me, I just don't cry about it.

[robvalue]

Fuck yeah!

My artillery deck is so much fun. I have a ridiculous number of SPGs, something like 11 out of the 40 cards. The new flying tank fits in perfectly, being both USSR and able to land right near the opponent's shit he has hidden at the back so I can blow it up. Nice! Shame the ability will stop working soon. It's a special event card... you get to keep it after but the smiley face abilities turn off until the next event.

Bam! Blitz. Blitkrieg. Blitz and recycle. Blow you up haha!