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Maybe Kolob?
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Maybe Kolob?
April 3, 2016 at 3:32 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/scientis...earby-sun/

Quote:Scientists spot a baby Earth orbiting a nearby sun

Probably not.
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RE: Maybe Kolob?
April 3, 2016 at 3:34 pm
Kolob is "Bolok" backwards.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
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RE: Maybe Kolob?
April 3, 2016 at 3:38 pm
Just like Bolton is the palindrome for Ipswitch?
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RE: Maybe Kolob?
April 3, 2016 at 3:38 pm
(April 3, 2016 at 3:34 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Kolob is "Bolok" backwards.
Coincidence? I don't think so.

No other word is Bolok backwards. Think about it...
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RE: Maybe Kolob?
April 3, 2016 at 4:24 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2016 at 4:25 pm by FebruaryOfReason.)
Elohim n. A name for God used frequently in the Hebrew Bible

Elohim is also "Mi hole" backwards.

No way? Yahweh!
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RE: Maybe Kolob?
April 3, 2016 at 4:29 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2016 at 4:29 pm by Alex K.)
(April 3, 2016 at 4:24 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Elohim n. A name for God used frequently in the Hebrew Bible

Elohim is also "Mi hole" backwards.

No way? Yahweh!

"Adonai Elohim" backwards is even "mi hole I anoda"

Make of that what you will.
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RE: Maybe Kolob?
April 3, 2016 at 5:01 pm
Quote: "Adonai Elohim" backwards is even "mi hole I anoda"

You're being too literal.

"mi hole I anoda" translates to "Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass."
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RE: Maybe Kolob?
April 3, 2016 at 5:42 pm
Everything always does...
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RE: Maybe Kolob?
April 3, 2016 at 5:52 pm
Going to go all pedantic for a bit:

1. They didn't 'spot a baby Earth'. They found a debris ring which suggests the early stages of accretion.

2. Whatever was found, it wasn't 'orbiting a young sun'. There is exactly one 'Sun' in the entire universe, and it is one helluva lot close to us than 176 light years.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Horribly Inaccurate Media Reportage Regarding Science.

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RE: Maybe Kolob?
April 3, 2016 at 6:00 pm
And, in keeping with all the other lies Joe Smith told and could not keep track of, he referred to Kolob sometimes as a planet, and sometimes as a star.
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