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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
April 12, 2016 at 10:24 am
(April 12, 2016 at 10:21 am)Huggy74 Wrote: That's all you got? Thats my bad but yeah  there is no getting away with that either way OP and others including myself are not allowed into heaven by that passage.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
April 12, 2016 at 10:30 am
(April 12, 2016 at 10:24 am)dyresand Wrote: (April 12, 2016 at 10:21 am)Huggy74 Wrote: That's all you got? Thats my bad but yeah there is no getting away with that either way OP and others including myself are not allowed into heaven by that passage.
That passage has nothing to do with getting into heaven you dummy, it's telling you what disqualifies a person from being a priest.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
April 12, 2016 at 11:13 am
What happens if I smash someone in the face and flatten their nose? Does that count?
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
April 13, 2016 at 7:48 am
(April 11, 2016 at 8:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's necessary to remind the theists that their god is a dick. Nobody hits the nail on the head like my boy Min.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
April 13, 2016 at 8:15 am
(April 11, 2016 at 8:30 pm)Goosebump Wrote: (April 11, 2016 at 8:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's necessary to remind the theists that their god is a dick.
Ok I think I get it. Basically if you don't point out some backasswards thing in the bible once and awhile christians will forget that it's there?
That actually makes allot of sense.
This thread has my full support. 
And it's not just for the sake of Christards, but also for us.
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The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
April 13, 2016 at 8:32 am
(April 12, 2016 at 6:08 am)Yeauxleaux Wrote: God hates Voldemort Maybe we'd save time if we talked about who god does not hate. That would be the short list.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
April 13, 2016 at 8:33 am
(April 12, 2016 at 10:02 am)Huggy74 Wrote: (April 12, 2016 at 7:35 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: I'm sure an explanation (read mind warping delusional backpeddling) will be along to point out how you've all interpreted this scripture wrong. "When it says 'not approach' it doesn't mean that god rejects them", "bread is a metaphor", "flat nose is not the correct translation from Hebrew it actually means 'son of devil'", blah blah etc blah.
Either that or you'll be directed to some other scripture that contradicts but takes precedence.
That was referring to the descendants of Aaron, where the priests were chosen from. The priests had much more stringent rules than everyone else, and had to be the embodiment of perfection / holiness, blemishes were symbolic of sin / imperfection.
So what? Doesn't make it any less ridiculous.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
April 13, 2016 at 8:41 am
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Yeah, you can't have someone with a flat nose presuming to speak for God. That would just be ridiculous.
You need someone who can look down their nose at you.
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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
April 13, 2016 at 8:45 am
(April 13, 2016 at 8:41 am)robvalue Wrote: Yeah, you can't have someone with a flat nose presuming to speak for God. That would just be ridiculous.
You need someone who can look down their nose at you.
Oh, the HUMANITY!
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
April 13, 2016 at 8:46 am
(April 12, 2016 at 10:02 am)Huggy74 Wrote: (April 12, 2016 at 7:35 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: I'm sure an explanation (read mind warping delusional backpeddling) will be along to point out how you've all interpreted this scripture wrong. "When it says 'not approach' it doesn't mean that god rejects them", "bread is a metaphor", "flat nose is not the correct translation from Hebrew it actually means 'son of devil'", blah blah etc blah.
Either that or you'll be directed to some other scripture that contradicts but takes precedence.
That was referring to the descendants of Aaron, where the priests were chosen from. The priests had much more stringent rules than everyone else, and had to be the embodiment of perfection / holiness, blemishes were symbolic of sin / imperfection.
Good job OP in once again in displaying you utter lack of biblical understanding. A flat nose is a symbol of sin and unholiness?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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