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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 12, 2016 at 7:49 pm
(April 12, 2016 at 7:13 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Gotta fill it with enough weight for 'two of each kind' of animal. Then you have to have eight people on board as well -- I recommend Ray Comfort, Ken Ham, Kirk Cameron, William Lane Craig, Jack Chick (Yes, he's 91. Noah was 600, and he wasn't complaining) Kent Hovind, Chuck Norris, and Mike Hucakbee -- who must shovel the amount of waste that would be produced on the ark each day -- and they must stay afloat and do this for 150 days. They must also 'feed' the animals. (A Helicopter will deliver the waste each day). Of course none of this matters because it'll sink within an hour.
god used his ray gun and miniaturized all the animals as they came up the ramp. There xtians, problems solved.
4 cranes? Sandhill or Whooping?
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 12, 2016 at 7:51 pm
(April 12, 2016 at 6:23 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: What a great waste of fucking money. Put it on the water, Ken, see how well it sails, you fraudulent scum.
it doesn't float its just a building.
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 12, 2016 at 7:53 pm
(April 12, 2016 at 7:51 pm)dyresand Wrote: (April 12, 2016 at 6:23 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: What a great waste of fucking money. Put it on the water, Ken, see how well it sails, you fraudulent scum.
it doesn't float its just a building.
I'm aware of that.
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 12, 2016 at 9:03 pm
(April 12, 2016 at 7:53 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: (April 12, 2016 at 7:51 pm)dyresand Wrote: it doesn't float its just a building.
I'm aware of that.
An even better reason to put it in water, preferably very DEEP water.
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 12, 2016 at 11:06 pm
What a sad waste of money.
I'd love to see a full scale Enterprise though!
Now that would be cool.... Based on real science of course!
With working warp nascelles!
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 13, 2016 at 12:35 am
(April 12, 2016 at 7:53 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: (April 12, 2016 at 7:51 pm)dyresand Wrote: it doesn't float its just a building.
I'm aware of that.
But is Ham?
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 13, 2016 at 12:37 am
(April 12, 2016 at 6:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Check the video.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/sneak-pe...gods-word/
Quote:SNEAK PEEK: Ken Ham thinks this fake dinosaur on Noah’s Ark will convince you to ‘trust God’s word’
Dumbasses.
I'm sure Dripshit already has tickets to the opening!
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 13, 2016 at 12:43 am
(April 12, 2016 at 11:06 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What a sad waste of money.
I'd love to see a full scale Enterprise though!
Now that would be cool.... Based on real science of course!
With working warp nascelles! As you requested. https://www.google.com/search?q=uss+ente...81h5NWM%3A
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 13, 2016 at 1:35 am
Oh my goodness! That is SO cool! It looks most like the Intrepid-class USS Voyager. I was thinking that if I had more money than sense and I wanted to do such a building, Voyager would be more practical than any of the Enterprise designs. It looks like this one completely avoids cantilevering problems. What a place for a Star Trek convention. Gene Roddenberry must be jerking off in his grave.
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RE: So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes?
April 13, 2016 at 2:46 am
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