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Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
#61
RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
LUBE PLEASE
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#62
RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
(April 13, 2016 at 1:24 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Didn't know whether to post this to Christianity or HUMOR.  This preacher actually believes this crap.  (And the comments that follow the article are fun.)  

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mack...22324a02ee

A Christian author is warning women that “masturbation is a direct path to Satan.”

“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life. As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”

“There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave."

-- Apparently this is only a problem for women.  Or anyone that uses a dildo. 

Ridiculous.   Wacky  Cue jokes on 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

OK. So a few thoughts here.

This guy listens to Billy Graham sermons.
He's obviously jealous.
He had a horrible "first experience" with a woman and is now a misogynist piece of shit.

I have toys. I use my toys. I love my toys.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#63
RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
(April 15, 2016 at 1:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Indeed.

Some of the home brew stuff I've seen is amazing too.


I kid you not:

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Spotted in a German public restroom

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#64
RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
Indeed
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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