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Why I Like Jews More
#1
Why I Like Jews More
than any of the other angry desert god religions.

Some of them can be honest.  And if they say it out loud - some shitball with a cross or a fatwa doesn't try to kill them.


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/most-rab...e-fiction/

Quote:Most rabbis think Passover and other Old Testament stories are fiction

Quote:Rabbis today concede (although rarely announce) that the Patriarchs tales are simple mythology, that the Israelites were never in Egypt, that Moses was a legendary motif not found in history, and that there was never an Exodus nor a triumphant military conquest of Canaan.

This confession strikes to the heart of one of the most profoundly uncomfortable historical readjustments this century will likely witness. Redefining the early history of the Jewish people means, after all, also redefining the very foundation slab of two of the world’s most popular theological systems – Christianity and Islam – replacing words like “historical,” “genuine,” and “actual” with words such as “fiction,” “fable,” and “myth”.


Most of the Jews I worked with in NY thought of passover as a time to eat shitty food and see their families, most of whom annoyed them.  On the way home they stopped and got Chinese takeout.
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#2
RE: Why I Like Jews More
Jews are way more chill than Christians and Muslims. Sometimes I wish I were Jewish but then I realize that my mother is not Jewish which means I am not one of the chosen people and I wouldn't be a true Jew anyway.

Maybe I'm biased because half of my family (my father's side) is Jewish.
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#3
RE: Why I Like Jews More
And the gals are generally more assertive in an interesting way. At least that generalization used to be true. Boss babes are more prevalent now.
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#4
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To quote Woody Allen = "Jewish women don't believe in sex after marriage."
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#5
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(April 27, 2016 at 12:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: To quote Woody Allen = "Jewish women don't believe in sex after marriage."

I didn't know my wife was jewish!



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#6
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They don't turn up at my door and hand me stupid leaflets either.
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#7
RE: Why I Like Jews More
(April 27, 2016 at 12:44 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(April 27, 2016 at 12:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: To quote Woody Allen = "Jewish women don't believe in sex after marriage."

I didn't know my wife was jewish!

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#8
RE: Why I Like Jews More
Very nice folks, they only have some mad gangs raiding the middle east for more than 70 years, a couple of nuclear bombs, a zionist league that has a very attractive human rights record:

https://www.hrw.org/middle-east/n-africa.../palestine

It just seems hypocritical a little, to attack Islam and Christianity, while cheering for Judaism, especially when knowing that Israel's motives -its establishment, its future vision, even its own logo- is based on religious reasons. Sure, politicians who weren't Jews used the Jews -just like other politicians use Christians and Muslims everyday- to gain profits, both on a political and on an economical standards, but for the soldiers in the frontline, for the first invasion force: Judaism gave the soldiers the feeling of "self righteousness" over Muslims, leading to war crimes and a terrible stream of bigotry, that international organisations documented so frequently, yet the world shed a blind-eye over it -also- so frequently.

Be an Arab, and then come tell me about how awesome and tolerant the Jewish religion is.

Honest is a big word. Personally, what I dislike about "Muslims" and "Christians", is how they hide what is written in their religion so they might trick people into in it; ya know; cheap missionary tricks and all.

=For Christians, the bible is full of all kinds of violence, from beheadings to stoning, to torture, but the Church hides that and claim that the bible's Jesus/God is an all loving father, who cries day and night for humans, so merciful.

=For Muslims, the Quran is full of all kinds of torture descriptions -in hell-, including the brutal punishments that non-believers will face, quoting:

Sura 69
( 25 )   But as for he who is given his record in his left hand, he will say, "Oh, I wish I had not been given my record
( 26 )   And had not known what is my account.
( 27 )   I wish my death had been the decisive one.
( 28 )   My wealth has not availed me.
( 29 )   Gone from me is my authority."
( 30 )   [Allah will say], "Seize him and shackle him.
( 31 )   Then into Hellfire drive him.
( 32 )   Then into a chain whose length is seventy cubits insert him."
( 33 )   Indeed, he did not used to believe in Allah, the Most Great,

Another form of torture description:

Sura 22
19 )   These are two adversaries who have disputed over their Lord. But those who disbelieved will have cut out for them garments of fire. Poured upon their heads will be scalding water

( 20 )   By which is melted that within their bellies and [their] skins.

( 21 )   And for [striking] them are maces of iron.
( 22 )   Every time they want to get out of Hellfire from anguish, they will be returned to it, and [it will be said], "Taste the punishment of the Burning Fire!"

=For Jews, their religion is full of all kinds of bigoted punishments and disgusting exection methods, that included the stoning of people:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_an...stoning.29

The bigotry of their faith was practiced against the Arabs of Palestine, who were a majority of Sunni Muslims and a minority of Christians, if you're considring the demolition of houses and the sniping of little children, the building of huge walls and torture in prisons, a decent "honest" better , then you seriously have a bias problem.

a lovely image:

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Don't think I'm defending Muslims here, Remember my anti Sunni/Shia stand? if it wasn't for Sunnies and Shia, Zionism would've never been able to bruutalize the natives of palistine.

Let us not get sidetracked; what about zionist "CHRISTIANS"? they supported the Jewish state for so long, since world war 2.
All of them are guilty. ALL.

ALL.

But to come and tell me, that Jews are the best?
I'm sorry, but giggles xD 

The faith is tribal to the core; you can't be one if you aren't "from the tribe", like an occult, lies would be said indeed to hide the truth of such sentences:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_an...stoning.29

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_an...stoning.29


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_an...stoning.29


I'm sharing the link over and over again so you have no choice but this:
the next Jew that tells you his religion is peacful like a white dove, is either bullshitting you, or he's ignorant, or simply doesn't give a fuck about his/her religion and never took it seriously.

Yes, there are Jews who don't give a fuck, and just want to get along with everybody..

that's why bigot Muslims who want to kill all the jews, were all wrong xD yah, call me a traitor..


Quickly, ride the "stereotypical veichle" and shoot me down with the anti-semitism card !
Muslims, come on, call me a jew lover !
Christians, fight me like you fight the anti-christ !
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#9
RE: Why I Like Jews More
(May 8, 2016 at 4:09 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: Very nice folks, they only have some mad gangs raiding the middle east for more than 70 years, a couple of nuclear bombs, a zionist league that has a very attractive human rights record:

https://www.hrw.org/middle-east/n-africa.../palestine

It just seems hypocritical a little, to attack Islam and Christianity, while cheering for Judaism, especially when knowing that Israel's motives -its establishment, its future vision, even its own logo- is based on religious reasons. Sure, politicians who weren't Jews used the Jews -just like other politicians use Christians and Muslims everyday- to gain profits, both on a political and on an economical standards, but for the soldiers in the frontline, for the first invasion force: Judaism gave the soldiers the feeling of "self righteousness" over Muslims, leading to war crimes and a terrible stream of bigotry, that international organisations documented so frequently, yet the world shed a blind-eye over it -also- so frequently.

Be an Arab, and then come tell me about how awesome and tolerant the Jewish religion is.

Honest is a big word. Personally, what I dislike about "Muslims" and "Christians", is how they hide what is written in their religion so they might trick people into in it; ya know; cheap missionary tricks and all.

=For Christians, the bible is full of all kinds of violence, from beheadings to stoning, to torture, but the Church hides that and claim that the bible's Jesus/God is an all loving father, who cries day and night for humans, so merciful.

=For Muslims, the Quran is full of all kinds of torture descriptions -in hell-, including the brutal punishments that non-believers will face, quoting:

Sura 69
( 25 )   But as for he who is given his record in his left hand, he will say, "Oh, I wish I had not been given my record
( 26 )   And had not known what is my account.
( 27 )   I wish my death had been the decisive one.
( 28 )   My wealth has not availed me.
( 29 )   Gone from me is my authority."
( 30 )   [Allah will say], "Seize him and shackle him.
( 31 )   Then into Hellfire drive him.
( 32 )   Then into a chain whose length is seventy cubits insert him."
( 33 )   Indeed, he did not used to believe in Allah, the Most Great,

Another form of torture description:

Sura 22
19 )   These are two adversaries who have disputed over their Lord. But those who disbelieved will have cut out for them garments of fire. Poured upon their heads will be scalding water

( 20 )   By which is melted that within their bellies and [their] skins.

( 21 )   And for [striking] them are maces of iron.
( 22 )   Every time they want to get out of Hellfire from anguish, they will be returned to it, and [it will be said], "Taste the punishment of the Burning Fire!"

=For Jews, their religion is full of all kinds of bigoted punishments and disgusting exection methods, that included the stoning of people:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_an...stoning.29

The bigotry of their faith was practiced against the Arabs of Palestine, who were a majority of Sunni Muslims and a minority of Christians, if you're considring the demolition of houses and the sniping of little children, the building of huge walls and torture in prisons, a decent "honest" better , then you seriously have a bias problem.

a lovely image:

[Image: By87xo1IUAA5_M2.jpg-large.jpg]

Don't think I'm defending Muslims here, Remember my anti Sunni/Shia stand? if it wasn't for Sunnies and Shia, Zionism would've never been able to bruutalize the natives of palistine.

Let us not get sidetracked; what about zionist "CHRISTIANS"? they supported the Jewish state for so long, since world war 2.
All of them are guilty. ALL.

ALL.

But to come and tell me, that Jews are the best?
I'm sorry, but giggles xD 

The faith is tribal to the core; you can't be one if you aren't "from the tribe", like an occult, lies would be said indeed to hide the truth of such sentences:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_an...stoning.29

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_an...stoning.29


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_an...stoning.29


I'm sharing the link over and over again so you have no choice but this:
the next Jew that tells you his religion is peacful like a white dove, is either bullshitting you, or he's ignorant, or simply doesn't give a fuck about his/her religion and never took it seriously.

Yes, there are Jews who don't give a fuck, and just want to get along with everybody..

that's why bigot Muslims who want to kill all the jews, were all wrong xD yah, call me a traitor..


Quickly, ride the "stereotypical veichle" and shoot me down with the anti-semitism card !
Muslims, come on, call me a jew lover !
Christians, fight me like you fight the anti-christ !
And Lord FSM spoke to Mamacita and said unto her, "Behold, Atlas' deconversion is near. Prepare a feast in his honor, and welcome him into the atheist land. He, too, is a chosen noodle." And Mamacita rejoiced with all the others as she prepared the oatmeal for the beer, and the bongs for the funny plants.
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#10
RE: Why I Like Jews More
Liking Jews more seems dumb to me. I like people based on individual merit
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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