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Dear god
#1
Dear god
if you are real please just give me a image anything or do some shit. 


this is a scientific test to prove if god is real i will post any findings tomorrow.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#2
RE: Dear god
This is God. Stop bothering me.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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#3
RE: Dear god
(April 28, 2016 at 7:24 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: This is God. Stop bothering me.

LOL
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#4
RE: Dear god
This is God, I am forcing an atheist to type this is god. Or faking her account. Like no one can do that. But wait there's a reason I used to be able to part the Red Sea and am now reduced to showing images of Jesus on potato chips but I forgot what it was.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#5
RE: Dear god
(April 28, 2016 at 7:21 pm)dyresand Wrote: if you are real please just give me a image anything or do some shit. 


this is a scientific test to prove if god is real i will post any findings tomorrow.

No, my child.
Only the people of the ancient times were entitled to clear, undeniable, proof of my existence.

You're going to have to take their fucking word for it. Or perish.

I am done speaking through the mortal Thena, now.
Take her back, she's kind of making me kind of hot.

I don't like that.
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#6
RE: Dear god
Define real. (shit, really mark?)
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#7
RE: Dear god
God can't hear you.
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#8
RE: Dear god
"God is not available at the moment. Please send your cash donation to..."
Dying to live, living to die.
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#9
RE: Dear god
This is God. Wadda you want kid?

I've got representatives everywhere, go ask them your insignificant questions!
I'm busy myself trying to stop the gaps of science from closing in on me!

PS, did you know I knew you were going to ask that question?
Don't answer kid, I already know your answer. Just fucking with you, that's all.
I get bored sometimes...I like to test people....
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#10
RE: Dear god
Any word from god nope
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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