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I am Jesus
#31
RE: I am Jesus
Yeah, incomplete rubbish.
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#32
RE: I am Jesus
(May 11, 2016 at 3:45 am)Love333 Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 3:21 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Actually, no, Joshua was the real name, in English, or Yeshua in Hebrew. Jesus is a Greek name, and since most of the New Testament was written in Greek, he got called that.

You are quick to disagree. Yet so slow to agree with others. Would it make any difference if the last Christ was known as Joshua, John, Jesus, or Job?

They are all collections of the same story yet they are incomplete.

No way, bub. You made a simply inaccurate statement. I corrected it. It's not a matter of disagreeing; you were wrong. It strikes me as more than a little bit odd that a person claiming to be Jesus the Annointed One (Messiah) wouldn't know as much as atheists do about the difference between John and Joshua/Yeshua/Jesus.

Instead, you now try to pull a bit of psychology on me by accusing me of being "quick to disagree", as if this is a character flaw. Yes, when you make factually incorrect statements, I will disagree with you, and anyone else who does the same.

Tell you what... if you make a factually accurate statement, I'll be just as quick to agree with you. But if you expect me to stand idly by and give a pass while you make ridiculous and demonstrably false statements, here, you're going to have a very hard time. I'm among the more pleasant members, here, as I'm sure the others will readily attest... wait 'till our ACTUALLY disagreeable members get to you!
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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#33
RE: I am Jesus
(May 11, 2016 at 3:43 am)Alex K Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 2:51 am)Love333 Wrote: Mathew 11:11 "Truly I tell you, among those born of women there has not risen anyone greater than John the Baptist; yet whoever is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he."

John was the original name of Jesus. He understood the lowest of lows in order to reach the highest of the heavens.

Does anyone else think it kind of odd that Jesus shows up in person and quotes scripture, chapter and verse. Why would you quote the bible? YOU'RE JESUS. You can just, you know ... say stuff

The last Jesus deciphered the Scriptures as well. I am doing this through love, courage, and compassion to help show you the truth. Da Vinci's last painting was of John The Baptist for a reason. I not only love you but everyone and everything. Be kind to your neighbors and love through peace and kindness. It is the way. Smile
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#34
RE: I am Jesus
So I heard you got crucified. That's pretty funny.
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#35
RE: I am Jesus
(May 11, 2016 at 4:01 am)Love333 Wrote: Be kind to your neighbors and love through peace and kindness. It is the way.

Yep. That's called Secular Humanism.

Congratulations... you just told us what we already believe.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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#36
RE: I am Jesus
(May 11, 2016 at 4:01 am)Love333 Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 3:43 am)Alex K Wrote: Does anyone else think it kind of odd that Jesus shows up in person and quotes scripture, chapter and verse. Why would you quote the bible? YOU'RE JESUS. You can just, you know ... say stuff

The last Jesus deciphered the Scriptures as well. I am doing this through love, courage, and compassion to help show you the truth. Da Vinci's last painting was of John The Baptist for a reason. I not only love you but everyone and everything. Be kind to your neighbors and love through peace and kindness. It is the way. Smile

You strike me as a bit dull to be Jesus. Jesus was more inspired, a bipolar commie rebel, and way less platitudinous. You don't sound like Jesus, you sound like you're reading a stack of Hallmark cards.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#37
RE: I am Jesus
(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am Jesus, I have come to save you from your sins.

That's nice, but haven't you done that already? What happened - did you f*ck up your magic spells the last time? And anyway weren't you supposed to come back - like - within a generation (Matthew 16: 27, 28) and bring apocalypse and sh*t? What the f*ck do you want now?

You're a really crappy wizard, aren't you? No wonder both your father and his "chosen people" wanted you dead...

(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I have come because we are still in the age of Pisces and we must change our ways so we can finally enter the age of Aquarius again.

Really? You're supposed to be a god and you have to do your own legwork? Don't you have a PA, to deal with this sort of sh*t? Laaaaaaame... Tongue

(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am working to stay completely pure for you. Remember - you are my equal and I love you

Ask me anything Smile

OK, I'm going to ask you to call ahead and make an appointment, before you visit again. We're kind of busy trying to sort out some your family's f*ck-ups. Bye, bye.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#38
RE: I am Jesus
Let's say there is a man walking down a path that splits into 2 paths. Which one is the right one? The smooth and easy path or the confusing unknown one he has not traveled down yet?
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#39
RE: I am Jesus
Wonder how many days this one will last?
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#40
RE: I am Jesus
(May 11, 2016 at 5:25 am)Love333 Wrote: Let's say there is a man walking down a path that splits into 2 paths. Which one is the right one? The smooth and easy path or the confusing unknown one he has not traveled down yet?

Your analogies have really waned since the old days, J.C.
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