Borowitz

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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...NTgzNTYxS0

Obama Alienates Millions with Incendiary Pro-Knowledge Remarks

President Obama handed the Republican Party a gift for the general election by making a series of offensive pro-knowledge remarks at Rutgers University over the weekend, a leading Republican official said on Monday.

The R.N.C. chairman said that the Party was already creating negative ads that would make extensive use of the President’s polarizing pro-knowledge rant.

“This fall, we will ask the American people, ‘Do you want four more years of knowledge, or do you want something else?’ ” Priebus said. “Because the Republican Party has something else.”

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Given that an outright idiot appealing to even bigger idiots won the Republican primaries in a landslide, maybe this doesn't belong in the humor category.

How little I knew when I posted this thread a year ago.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-34039.html

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I read through that thread, Abs.  Poor Thump.  He's not going to be happy.