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Will somebody save me?
#11
Will somebody save me?
Look here people. I have needs. Who will save me?
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#12
RE: Will somebody save me?
Oh, well...gl with that, then.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#13
Will somebody save me?
I want to hear that everything will be ok. I want to be forgiven for all the sins I've committed.
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#14
Will somebody save me?
(May 17, 2016 at 10:15 am)Rhythm Wrote: Oh, well...gl with that, then.


You aren't the right one are you? You are a predatory evangelist.
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#15
RE: Will somebody save me?
We'd love to accomodate you, but we are fully booked right now. Would you like us to put you on the waiting list?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#16
RE: Will somebody save me?
(May 17, 2016 at 10:13 am)KUSA Wrote:
(May 17, 2016 at 10:09 am)Rhythm Wrote: So you could definitely afford a reasonable tithe, say 10-20%  Great.  Consider yourself saved for as long as the checks don't bounce.  If, on the other hand, they do....... prepare to meet satan.  By satan, ofc, I mean Tom, a persistent collections agents who will be calling you and shaming you in front of your peers... until the payments resume.


I don't want to tithe. I want a savior that give me what I need but doesn't require anything from me.

You need a hooker....not a religion.
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#17
RE: Will somebody save me?
My boy you need rum. Lots and Lots of Rum.
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#18
RE: Will somebody save me?
Send a PM to this guy named love333
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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#19
Will somebody save me?
(May 17, 2016 at 11:25 am)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: Send a PM to this guy named love333

I don't trust his intentions. He is a faker.
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#20
Will somebody save me?
(May 17, 2016 at 11:13 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 17, 2016 at 10:13 am)KUSA Wrote: I don't want to tithe. I want a savior that give me what I need but doesn't require anything from me.

You need a hooker....not a religion.


You would make a great God.
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